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Charliecloud
 


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Superman - Aston Style

So, one day, Superman is flying high above Metropolis, when suddenly he feels really horny, he really needs some super sex.



He starts looking around with his supersight to find an appropriate partner, when he spots Wonder Woman sunbathing naked on the roof of a building. Perfect(!) he thinks...I can just swoop down, do the deed at super speed and fly off again, she won't even know what happened!



So superman executes his plan, swoops down at supersonic speeds, goes at WW like a rabbit on PCP and flies off, it's all over in less than a second.



Wonder Woman sits up on her lounger and says 'what the F was that!?', and the Invisible Man replies "I don't know, but DAMN my ass hurts".
  
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Rolling with laughter
  
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I rejected that one CC Laughing
  
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It pre-dates anything you've ever posted and that's saying something. Rolling Eyes
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