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astonbuilder
 


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A tale of two Hermes deliveries.....

One a six quid mug left with neighbour.....

.......the other a 185 quid TV left on drive in the rain Rolling Eyes FFS, useless Censored
  
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At least they didn't reverse into your driveway wall and then deny it was them Evil or Very Mad

Wished I had a surveillance camera fitted then !
  
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Buy from a shop at a fair price, pick it up yourself. Easy.

Buy cheap from an online shop, leave it to a zero hours contract driver to deliver, complain when everything is less than perfect.
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Up here in the frozen norf the chap that delivers most of our stuff for Hermes is absolutely fantastic, to the point of being able text him to get stuff picked up early. He also knows our “safe” place. He works for Menzies and does most deliveries for DPD, Jodel, UPS, etc. We’ve had a couple of deliveries recently by another person, he was old school Hermes and would just leave stuff on the doorstep. Rolling Eyes

Have recently found that a lot more stuff from the likes os Amazon is going via Royal Mail, and our local Postie is also excellent. Thumbs Up
   
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Yes there are good guys out there like DSL said the delivery guys are under pressure to do multiple drops so time is a premium for them. Also we want a discount price possibly add a note to supplier about safe place for items which maybe a potential for problems on delivery.
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RRSTDV8 wrote:
Buy from a shop at a fair price, pick it up yourself. Easy.

Buy cheap from an online shop, leave it to a zero hours contract driver to deliver, complain when everything is less than perfect.


Ah, it’s my fault for buying online Rolling Eyes

A) I couldn’t find a suitable TV in high street retailer within 10-15 mile radius
B) I travelled 30 miles to the only Argos that said they did have a TV I wanted only to find the box damaged (I have three Argos stores within ten miles, one less than a mile away, I would have used them if I could)
C) the mug/TV was bought online as the only place I could find them, cost irrelevant (TV had a choice on electrical retailers but long delivery times and I assume they use ‘special’ low zero contract drivers different to everyone else and with 12 hour delivery slot and ‘safe place’ option?)
D) however, or wherever, I buy from I’m paying for an ‘acceptable’ service.
E) it takes an idiot to leave a box with picture of a TV on it on the drive in the rain (it rained all day)
F) he walked past the gated, dry, carport to get to front door
G) there were ‘safe place’ instructions on order to leave with neighbour who was in/waiting
  
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RRSTDV8 wrote:
Buy from a shop at a fair price, pick it up yourself. Easy.

Buy cheap from an online shop, leave it to a zero hours contract driver to deliver, complain when everything is less than perfect.


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Narpy wrote:
RRSTDV8 wrote:
Buy from a shop at a fair price, pick it up yourself. Easy.

Buy cheap from an online shop, leave it to a zero hours contract driver to deliver, complain when everything is less than perfect.


Blimey, and a merry feckin Christmas to you too. Rolling Eyes

WTF has Christmas got to do with it?

If you buy from a shop, in person, then you control the deliver process. Not difficult.
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Another high street shop closing? - blaming the tinter net for it. Laughing
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Plenty of specialist shops survive because they sell on the internet too. We use a saddler in Lancashire a leather specialist in Yorkshire a bird food specialist in Hampshire all on the internet but not practical to drive to.
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astonbuilder wrote:
RRSTDV8 wrote:
Buy from a shop at a fair price, pick it up yourself. Easy.

Buy cheap from an online shop, leave it to a zero hours contract driver to deliver, complain when everything is less than perfect.


Ah, it’s my fault for buying online Rolling Eyes

A) I couldn’t find a suitable TV in high street retailer within 10-15 mile radius
B) I travelled 30 miles to the only Argos that said they did have a TV I wanted only to find the box damaged (I have three Argos stores within ten miles, one less than a mile away, I would have used them if I could)
C) the mug/TV was bought online as the only place I could find them, cost irrelevant (TV had a choice on electrical retailers but long delivery times and I assume they use ‘special’ low zero contract drivers different to everyone else and with 12 hour delivery slot and ‘safe place’ option?)
D) however, or wherever, I buy from I’m paying for an ‘acceptable’ service.
E) it takes an idiot to leave a box with picture of a TV on it on the drive in the rain (it rained all day)
F) he walked past the gated, dry, carport to get to front door
G) there were ‘safe place’ instructions on order to leave with neighbour who was in/waiting



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Presume you’d see it that way when it happens to you, yeah right Rolling Eyes
  
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