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NJSS
 


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What time is it ?

Air Traffic Control received a call asking, "What time is it please?"

Tower responded, "Who is calling?"

The crew replied, "What difference does it make?"

Tower replied "It makes a lot of difference.
If it is a civilian flight, it is 3 o'clock.
If it is an Royal Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours.
If it is a Royal Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells.
If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3.
If it is a Royal Marine aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon and 120 minutes to "Happy Hour".
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Me ? Laughing

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2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
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Rolling with laughter


Isn't that what each section of the armed forces do to the other.

Am sure a "squaddie" will shortly make a post taking the Censored out of the RAF/Navy/Civilians (delete as appropriate) Rolling with laughter
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A woman with a clipboard approaches an airline captain and asks, "Excuse me, Sir, its a rather delicate question but we are doing a survey. Please could you tell me when you last had sex?"

"1952", he responded.

The woman blurts out, "Blimey! isn't that quite a long time ago?"

"Not really", says the Captain, "It's only just 2103 and I've got a flight at quarter past".
 
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Was on a course at Brecon once and one of the instructors was a Marine. He told us to be back in the classroom by 2 o'clock. He went on to say that he said 2 o'clock because we were TA, if we had been regular army he would have said 14:00 Hrs. I chimed in that if we had been Marines he would have said when the big hand is on 12 and the little hand is on 2. He was not impressed




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