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Tip on how to clean your Smart Key...
I've found the best way is to leave it in a pair of jeans,put it in the washing machine at 30c and wash for 90 minutes,followed by a spin at 1400 rpm.
It works best when washed with dark colours,but I'll report back next time on the results when included in a whites wash
A little note of caution:you may find you need to leave it in a bowl of uncooked rice for 4 days just to help the drying process
It's certainly nice and shiny "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool,than to speak out and remove all doubt" ?.....what rubbish...
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22nd May 2016 3:36 pm
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Does it still work ?
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dgardel
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cheeper way!!!
This links are for the "bigger" more classy key (I have a MY2011 D4) but exists also for the "smaller" and awful one
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Mines been machine washed twice and tumble dried too worked fine thankfully MY06 S - Gone but not forgotten
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22nd May 2016 5:56 pm
euangibson
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Ok,well it opens the doors,and starts the engine......I haven't yet taken the car for a run,but all the signs are that it appears to be working as normal.....
Full report on whether the inadvertent and improvised cleaning technique works will be forthcoming tomorrow.. "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool,than to speak out and remove all doubt" ?.....what rubbish...
Locking rear E-diff
RLD spare wheel protector & sump guard
Extended roof rails
Series 111 mudflaps
Black side tubes,grill and vents
Timed climate remote
Hids4u interior lights
D4 Firenze my2012 HSE
D3 Java 2005 SE manual (sold,sadly,thanks for the memories)
1966 '88 Series 2a....still starts in the morning better than I do...
22nd May 2016 6:25 pm
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Cheers Ian
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If it doesn't work tomorrow it will be a wash-out.
And if it does work, at least the dealer won't take you to the cleaners.
22nd May 2016 7:12 pm
J77
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That could be key to the result.
24th May 2016 6:44 am
euangibson
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J77 wrote:
Do you recommend any particular brand of washing powder?
This one.....roughly how I felt when I saw the key rotating round the drum....
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool,than to speak out and remove all doubt" ?.....what rubbish...
Locking rear E-diff
RLD spare wheel protector & sump guard
Extended roof rails
Series 111 mudflaps
Black side tubes,grill and vents
Timed climate remote
Hids4u interior lights
D4 Firenze my2012 HSE
D3 Java 2005 SE manual (sold,sadly,thanks for the memories)
1966 '88 Series 2a....still starts in the morning better than I do...
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