maxbasscat
Member Since: 03 Jan 2016
Location: Cambridgeshire
Posts: 1267
  
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A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a see-through blouse on and no bra.
Her grandmother has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams.’ These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!' And out she goes..
The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and her grandmother is sitting there with no top on.
The teenager wants to die! She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over, and that it is just not appropriate…
The grandmother says, 'Loosen up, Sweetie.’ If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.
Happy Gardening!
Don't mess with a Senior Citizen! D3 2.7 Zermatt silver (not another one)
D3 4.4 V8 Zambezi silver
D3 4.4 V8 Adriatic Blue
D3 2.7 (gone) Tonga Green
D3 4.4 V8 LHD Tonga Green
FFRR TDV8
Defender 300
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astonbuilder
Member Since: 29 Sep 2006
Location: MIDLANDS
Posts: 8144
  
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I'm getting a picture that's hard to 'un-see'...... 
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discovery1953
Member Since: 07 Jan 2014
Location: Westbrook, Wilts.
Posts: 1165
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Oh well............. that made SWMBO chuckle as she can relate to that 
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| 22nd Aug 2018 9:19 am |
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ianm27
Member Since: 02 Jun 2016
Location: Hertfordshire
Posts: 2154
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Guessing SWMBO is in the "rose bud" garden otherwise you are in soooooooooooooo much trouble  Uncle Ray's spare wheel protector
Limo Tint
Blackvue front & rear dashcam
Cruise control switch pack
Bodsy's remote for FBH
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