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Scott #55
 


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Another Adult Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, there was a handsome prince who fell in love with a beautiful princess.

He asked her to marry him but she said 'No'.

So the prince was able to stay up as late as he wanted, leave the toilet seat up, fart, go to the pub, watch football, spend as much as he liked on his Disco and never have to justify his existence.

The end.
  
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Red Merle
 


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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

At last, a truly happy ending Thumbs Up
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2023 to date: 2 x FL2 as “second” cars 🙄

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2022 to date: Hinckley built ‘14 Triumph Trophy 1200 & sidecar!
(One of only two known to exist in the world!) 
 
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No comment, in case SWMBO is lurking. Whistle
   
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He lived happily ever after.
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Someone-Gone
 


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Until Scott’s SWMBO read this post! Then he got his wish to be single. Whistle
  
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al cope
 


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that truely is a fairy tale, a mythical land called LRWORLD

Al
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Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
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Scott #55
 


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The Dundonian wrote:
Until Scott’s SWMBO read this post! Then he got his wish to be single. Whistle


She's far too busy working to be spending time on this site. How do you think I can afford to run an LR? certainly not through my own endeavours.
  
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Re: Another Adult Fairy Tale

Scott #55 wrote:
Once upon a time, there was a handsome prince who fell in love with a beautiful princess.

He asked her to marry him but she said 'No'.

So the prince was able to stay up as late as he wanted, leave the toilet seat up, fart, go to the pub, watch football, spend as much as he liked on his Disco and never have to justify his existence.

The end.


Shocked
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D3 07 HSE - gone to car heaven
FL1 - gone to Romania
D3 05 HSE - gone to a divorce diet
D1 V8 manual - gone but not forgotten
RR Classic - gone to car heaven

Jeeps, Lexus, X-trails... Too many to name.. 
 
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Someone-Gone
 


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Ah, yes Scott, but I can recall you bricking it when I had her contact details over a certain wheel purchase. Now I wonder where I put it? Rolling with laughter
  
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Scott #55
 


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.......ssshhhhhhhhiiiiiiiitttttttttt
  
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Let us know when you get out of hospital Scott Whistle Whistle
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Limo Tint
Blackvue front & rear dashcam
Cruise control switch pack
Bodsy's remote for FBH 
 
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Scott #55 wrote:
The Dundonian wrote:
Until Scott’s SWMBO read this post! Then he got his wish to be single. Whistle


She's far too busy working to be spending time on this site. How do you think I can afford to run an LR? certainly not through my own endeavours.


A busy wife is a happy life Laughing
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2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows 
 
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