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Can’t teach an old dog new tricks?
I can, now where is my coffee and newspaper?
Maybe a landscaping course next followed by a bricklaying course, the list could be endless.
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5th Sep 2018 10:32 am
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
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You are in so much trouble now.
5th Sep 2018 10:33 am
Someone-Gone
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I am betting she won’t have time to read the forum. Notice I didn’t do it face on, that would have been dicing with death!
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5th Sep 2018 10:35 am
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
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You hope. You just need to keep her busy and switch the router off when she’s not slaving away.
5th Sep 2018 10:36 am
al cope
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Now my guess is she's doing it 'cause she got fed up of asking you to do it but you couldnt be arsed as you were spending time on here
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5th Sep 2018 11:18 am
Someone-Gone
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No, she volunteered. It apprears it’s thraputic and the grass annoys her more than me.
I did get a frontal shot, do you think she’ll notice now I’ve obliterated the face? she is now raking the grass up. I wonder what she is doing for lunch?
5th Sep 2018 11:38 am
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
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Is she aware you are taking pics of her toiling?
5th Sep 2018 11:49 am
Scott #55
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I'm going to keep this thread in case you ever pass anything I've posted to SWMBO.
5th Sep 2018 11:51 am
Someone-Gone
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No Del. It was taken from a safe distance. She can’t strim the grass and look out for me.
Don’t think that will keep you safe Scott. Your SWMBOs wrath is probably worse than my ones!
Oh, just noticed she’s got one of my old UN fleeces on!
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The Dundonian wrote:
I did get a frontal shot, do you think she’ll notice now I’ve obliterated the face?
Just what kind of movies are you making man?
5th Sep 2018 1:51 pm
al cope
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full frontal strimmer porn - now thats something I am not going to search for from on my company laptop
I'm sure jokes about trimming round the bush will start soon
AlVolvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
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Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
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5th Sep 2018 2:11 pm
Someone-Gone
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Even I am not that brave.
Hardware, I will decline to comment!
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5th Sep 2018 2:23 pm
Scott #55
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al cope wrote:
Now my guess is she's doing it 'cause she got fed up of asking you to do it ......l
It amazes me that women never learn. Once they've asked us to do something and we've agreed, there's no need to remind us every 6 months.
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You just need to keep her busy and switch the router off when she’s not slaving away. 
