Batfink
Member Since: 31 May 2017
Location: Isle of Sheppey
Posts: 1522
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Paddy was on his deathbed and knew the end was near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in Belfast.
He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.
When all is ready he begins to speak:
"My son Seamus, I want you to take the houses in Cultra."
"My daughter Geraldine, you take the apartments over in Malone Road."
"My son Patrick Junior, I want you to take the offices in the City centre."
"Bridget, my dear wife, please take all the residential properties on the Upper Lisburn Road ."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away. They did not realize the extent of Paddy's wealth. As he slips away, the nurse says to his wife, " Mrs O'Shaughnessy, my deepest condolences. Your husband must have been such a hard-working and wonderful man to have accumulated all this property"..
"Property?β, his wife replies. βThe had a window cleaning round." ππ
ππππππππππππ 2006 TdV6 HSE.
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12th Sep 2018 6:13 pm |
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mid
Member Since: 13 Apr 2017
Location: midlands
Posts: 151
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12th Sep 2018 7:22 pm |
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Fireburst
Member Since: 02 Nov 2017
Location: Hertfordshire
Posts: 195
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12th Sep 2018 7:31 pm |
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Alan B
Member Since: 12 Feb 2013
Location: Fife
Posts: 6528
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D3 57 xs Stornaway grey
D2 02 commercial silver gone but a great servant and won't be forgotten
Iid Bluetooth
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12th Sep 2018 8:24 pm |
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Alan B
Member Since: 12 Feb 2013
Location: Fife
Posts: 6528
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D3 57 xs Stornaway grey
D2 02 commercial silver gone but a great servant and won't be forgotten
Iid Bluetooth
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12th Sep 2018 8:25 pm |
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Moo
D3 Decade
Member Since: 13 Aug 2010
Location: UK
Posts: 14437
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D4 HSE EU6 (Known as Jeeves)
New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!) Sold
Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)
Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)
No longer the Old Buses original owner
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control
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12th Sep 2018 9:43 pm |
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Grianaig
Member Since: 08 Jul 2014
Location: Tyne and Wear
Posts: 1286
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2014 MY Discovery XS Indus Silver. Sadly gone. Second last LR of forty eight years continuous ownership.
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13th Sep 2018 1:44 pm |
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Ceekay
Member Since: 17 May 2009
Location: Bury
Posts: 2089
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D4 HSE Lux MY16 Club Waitomo
D3 HSE MY06 missing her stillβ¦
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13th Sep 2018 2:07 pm |
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ianm27
Member Since: 02 Jun 2016
Location: Hertfordshire
Posts: 2154
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Uncle Ray's spare wheel protector
Limo Tint
Blackvue front & rear dashcam
Cruise control switch pack
Bodsy's remote for FBH
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13th Sep 2018 2:50 pm |
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