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For the golfers out there!
A little old Lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage
bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in awhile a $20
bill would fall out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old Lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them.Thanks for telling me, Officer."
"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop."Where did you get all that money?You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the old Lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a golf course A lot of golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes!'
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
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11th Jan 2019 10:32 am
Gareth Site Moderator
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Very funny.
(He says as he’s off to play golf!! )
11th Jan 2019 11:33 am
ruben D3 Decade
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"Not everybody pays." ....
lost in translation!
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11th Jan 2019 3:26 pm
ianm27
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Uncle Ray's spare wheel protector
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Blackvue front & rear dashcam
Cruise control switch pack
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11th Jan 2019 4:11 pm
robsmith
Member Since: 02 Sep 2007
Location: Staffordshire
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Very funny.
