Madrilleno
Member Since: 13 Oct 2014
Location: Nottingham
Posts: 1787
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A young couple were saving themselves for their wedding night. That night in bed together for the first time the bride said, "Look, there's something I should have told you before tonight but I used to be a hooker.".
The husband replied, "I don't mind, there's something erotic that my wife used to be a prostitute...".
"Christ no," she replied, "my name was Robert and I played twice for Saracens seconds!". There are two rules for success,
1. Never tell everything you know.
D4 gone!
D5
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Hardware
Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
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Ceekay
Member Since: 17 May 2009
Location: Bury
Posts: 2089
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  D4 HSE Lux MY16 Club Waitomo
D3 HSE MY06 missing her still…
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