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Mogwyth
 


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School - 1957 vs. 2019

Scenario :
Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school.

1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.

2019 - Police called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Both children go to anger management programmes for 3 months. School governors hold meeting to implement bullying prevention programmes.

Scenario :
Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1957 - Robbie sent to the office and given six of the best by the head. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2019 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADHD – result deemed to be positive. Robbie's parents get fortnightly disability payments and school gets extra funding from government because Robbie has a disability.

Scenario :
Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2019 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care; joins a gang; ends up in jail.

Scenario :
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957 - Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with. Passes exams, becomes a solicitor.

2019 - Police called, car searched for drugs and weapons. Mark expelled from school for drug taking. Ends up as a drop out.

Scenario :
Johnny takes apart leftover fireworks from Guy Fawkes night, puts them in a paint tin & blows up a wasp's nest.

1957 - Wasps die.

2019- Police & Anti-Terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated. Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly in an airplane again.

Scenario :
Johnny falls over while running during morning break and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. She hugs him to comfort him.

1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing footie. No damage done.

2019 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy and ends up a paedophile.
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Wink Wink Embarassed

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Just imagine what it will be like in another few decades Shocked
  
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It would be funny Very Happy - alas it's very near the truth Crying or Very sad
  
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Yes, that would be funny, but it's to close to the truth. And for me that wasn't in 1957. I had six of the best in the late 70's. Sad
  
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And for me that wasn't in 1957. I had six of the best in the late 70's.


hey … what you and your other half get up to in private is your own business. Whistle
  
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Not to mention the gender neutral situation Whistle Embarassed
  
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Sh*t....................

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1957: Everyone looked forward to a bright future of social, scientific and technological progress.

2019: Everyone has given up on the future and instead looks back to the past with rose tinted glasses.

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I was at school in 1957 and Mogwyth is absolutely spot on with his report. Although in my case it was six of whatever shoe you had on. Embarassed
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Rolling with laughter

You forgot this one:

1957: school bully gets a whopping and probably doesn’t do it again, ever

2019: victim must apologize to the bully and must change school
  
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RRSTDV8
 


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Geoff at Drym wrote:
I was at school in 1957 and Mogwyth is absolutely spot on with his report. Although in my case it was six of whatever shoe you had on. Embarassed

I was at school late 70s-80s and we would get 6 with a trainer, or slipper, if caught out of bed. Someone did get a running shoe by mistake. Running spikes are short but "effective"! Shocked

To be honest, 6 with a trainer is less of a punishment than a detention or lines. The former is over in seconds and you get on with your day. The latter two take up precious free time after lessons.
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Like others I would laugh......but it is too close to the truth


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Re: School - 1957 vs. 2019

Mogwyth wrote:


[b]Scenario :

Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1957 - Robbie sent to the office and given six of the best by the head. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2019 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADHD – result deemed to be positive. Robbie's parents get fortnightly disability payments and school gets extra funding from government because Robbie has a disability.

When I was a nipper in the 70s I was a fidget in class. Turns out I was reacting to an E number in the orange squash we drank at the time. Parents read about it, changed our squash to avoid the E number. I believe the E number was later banned / removed because it causes such issues. Six of the best wouldn't have helped.
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John P wrote:
Yes, that would be funny, but it's to close to the truth. And for me that wasn't in 1957. I had six of the best in the late 70's. Sad


My grandfather was a headmaster (in W Sussex - was it you?) at that time. If one person was given the slipper the whole school behaved perfectly for weeks. He once let off a child who had been sent to his office for the slipper but had stood so perfectly still between two filing cabinets he went un-noticed for about an hour. Firm but fair.
  
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