NJSS
Member Since: 06 May 2009
Location: Catherington, Hampshire.
Posts: 10808
  
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| Grandpa, what is couple sex ? |
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Make sure that you understand the question first.
We are all reaching that stage where we need to keep the wax out of our
ears and keep the hearing aids turned up.
An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard
and asked him, "Grampa, what is a couple sex?"
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but
decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question then she's
old enough to get a straight answer.
Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all
about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities that go along
with it. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him
with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.
Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask
this question, honey?"
The little girl replied, "Well, Grandma says to tell you that dinner
will be ready in just a couple secs. Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
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Moo
D3 Decade
Member Since: 13 Aug 2010
Location: UK
Posts: 14429
  
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Don't give up the day job. D4 HSE EU6 (Known as Jeeves)
New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!) Sold
Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)
Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)
No longer the Old Buses original owner 
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control
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Ceekay
Member Since: 17 May 2009
Location: Bury
Posts: 2089
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 D4 HSE Lux MY16 Club Waitomo
D3 HSE MY06 missing her still…
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