dantheman
Member Since: 12 Mar 2010
Location: Essex
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LITTLE JOHNNY IS BACK:
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her  are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried. Today is the oldest you've been and the youngest you'll ever be again.
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Pelyma
Member Since: 06 Jan 2005
Location: Patching, Sussex
Posts: 15496
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 DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S
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| 21st Feb 2020 10:02 pm |
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darrind
Member Since: 04 Jul 2008
Location: In A World of My Own!
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My dad always used the same joke with A donkey Jacket and builders but the ending is basically the same.... Must stop buying shiny toys....
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| 21st Feb 2020 10:03 pm |
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galwaygreen
Member Since: 30 Oct 2011
Location: plymouth
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fookin crackin...vicar most impressed
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| 21st Feb 2020 11:44 pm |
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knwatkins
Member Since: 19 Sep 2018
Location: Poole, Dorset
Posts: 716
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that's brightened up my dreary morning! Kev
MY2014 L405 RR Vogue SE 4.4 SDV8 in Corris Grey
MY2010 L320 RRS HSE 3.0 TDV6 in Stornoway Grey
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sharkey964
Member Since: 29 Aug 2015
Location: Dordogne
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| 22nd Feb 2020 9:21 am |
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Oswiperus
D3 Decade
Member Since: 02 Apr 2010
Location: Chelmsford, Essex
Posts: 1600
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 You're doing Bill Wright proud! Stu
2016 D4 Landmark current
2022 Defender D300 SE Gone 
D4 2014 XS Commercial - Gone
D4 2016 hse lux montalcino red - Gone
D3 2005 se java black - current
D3 2005 base manual - gone
D2 1999 TD5 E white - current
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| 22nd Feb 2020 9:32 am |
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LIAMMCL
Member Since: 27 Aug 2013
Location: Northumberland
Posts: 414
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Another one about the teacher asking the class to use the word contagious.
Little Johhny says 'My dad was laughing watching the neighbour painting his house with a 2" brush, He says its gonna take the c**t ages' 
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| 22nd Feb 2020 11:37 am |
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Ceekay
Member Since: 17 May 2009
Location: Bury
Posts: 2089
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D4 HSE Lux MY16 Club Waitomo
D3 HSE MY06 missing her still…
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ianm27
Member Since: 02 Jun 2016
Location: Hertfordshire
Posts: 2154
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Uncle Ray's spare wheel protector
Limo Tint
Blackvue front & rear dashcam
Cruise control switch pack
Bodsy's remote for FBH
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| 22nd Feb 2020 1:32 pm |
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galwaygreen
Member Since: 30 Oct 2011
Location: plymouth
Posts: 6525
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bill wright...……...RIP
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| 22nd Feb 2020 11:36 pm |
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