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Farmer Chalk
 


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Now ... if that had been a lion attacking a "big game hunter" , we'd all have been on the side of the lion.
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They didn’t seem in too big a hurry to get out of the water. Shocked Shocked
   
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Think the bubble sounds we’re really him filling up his wetsuit Whistle
   
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Hardware wrote:
Now ... if that had been a lion attacking a "big game hunter" , we'd all have been on the side of the lion.

Who says we're not on the side of the shark? About 6 people are killed by sharks each year* compared to many millions of sharks being killed by people. More people die walking around the beach than from sharks:
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At the beach, you're actually in more danger just walking along the shore than in the water, according to the Shark Attack File. From 1990 to 2006 there were 16 U.S. deaths due to falling in a hole at the beach compared to 11 shark attack deaths.

https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/2018/07...775409002/

* only 2 in 2019
https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/shark-at...e-summary/
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shark looks like it was just being curious in the way that it only knows how to.

never the less that's a definite brown wetsuit moment
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I have to say the diver had humongous testicles to stay that calm...I would have taken off like a Polaris missile and got eaten as a result!
  
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It was bloody well camouflaged Shocked

That took some nerves remains cool and calm like that.
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as has been said ... it was just curious. would've been a different game if it had been hungry. or if his one on-target prod at it had hurt it a bit more.
  
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There's some bloody heavy breathing going on Shocked

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Unless I’ve missed something, where was the attack?
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it thought about it ~25 second mark ...


  
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That it, my goldfish has come at me worse Laughing
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If your Goldfish has teeth like that I would suggest you were missold a Goldfish Rolling with laughter

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