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stew 46
 


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England 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Manual Siberian SilverDiscovery 3
Tin opener !

Well thought I’d have a tin of big breakfast for crib this morning and didn’t realise it’s not got a pull top lid Shocked




It did taste nice Thumbs Up
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if you cant hold on dont let go , it ill come in handy for something even if you never use it.
D3 SE 05,
110 s wagon 300 tdi SOLD
h top transit
crew cab transit
transit connect
ausa dumper, muck truck .
peljob 2.5 digger
06 L 200 crew cab 
 
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Laughing Necessity is the mother of invention. After all your body is a temple. Laughing Thumbs Up
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stew 46
 


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Location: cornwall
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England 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Manual Siberian SilverDiscovery 3

It’s getting more like a BUDDHA temple Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up
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if you cant hold on dont let go , it ill come in handy for something even if you never use it.
D3 SE 05,
110 s wagon 300 tdi SOLD
h top transit
crew cab transit
transit connect
ausa dumper, muck truck .
peljob 2.5 digger
06 L 200 crew cab 
 
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RRSTDV8
 


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Temple? Landfill, judging by the ingredients! Rolling with laughter Bow down
 Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!" 
 
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It would be rejected as landfill... causes too much methane to be released Whistle
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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john watson
 


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Does it come with a health warning?
 Once you have defeated the idiots any job is half done. Pity there are so many idiots to defeat.  
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stew 46
 


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When you’ve had cheese sarnys for over 40 years Shocked the odd tin of Censored is a nice change now and then Whistle Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
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if you cant hold on dont let go , it ill come in handy for something even if you never use it.
D3 SE 05,
110 s wagon 300 tdi SOLD
h top transit
crew cab transit
transit connect
ausa dumper, muck truck .
peljob 2.5 digger
06 L 200 crew cab 
 
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Ignore all the negative comments - life is a journey not a destination (which is always the same BTW Rolling Eyes ) - eat what you want, when you want! Thumbs Up
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We'll have to get airielmark to send you some pies.

Or maybe Carr's pasties from Bolton ?
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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stew 46 wrote:
When you’ve had cheese sarnys for over 40 years Shocked :


Thats no excuse when you Make your own sarnys Whistle

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I plan on living forever and so far so good !

Club DG Mclaren stuff
 
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Given he's not allowed a tin-opener, can't see his SWMBO letting him have a knife to cut bread or butter it. Laughing
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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john watson
 


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Where do you buy such a concoction? Only place that springs to mind is Arkwrights in still open all hours.
 Once you have defeated the idiots any job is half done. Pity there are so many idiots to defeat.  
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RRSTDV8
 


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SN wrote:
Ignore all the negative comments - life is a journey not a destination (which is always the same BTW Rolling Eyes ) - eat what you want, when you want! Thumbs Up


Yes, but what you eat, and how much of it, can have an effect on how long the journey lasts. Wink
 Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!" 
 
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