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DSL
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Pizza Expressway

This has got to be good hunting ground for puns. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-57329077

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Those that are late to then thread may be playing ketchup. Thumbs Up   
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kajtzu
 


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Sometimes in traffic you just see red  
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kajtzu
 


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This is completely off topic even in the off topic forum but the journo certainly had fun writing heading and article itself Laughing


“Ganja believe it? Police make hash of suspected weed farm raid, pot Bitcoin mine instead”

https://www.theregister.com/2021/05/30/can...coin_mine/  
Post #22337162nd Jun 2021 4:43 pm
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Think he was trying to get passata another lorry. Whistle Today is the oldest you've been and the youngest you'll ever be again.  
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DSL
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And he wanted a pizza the fast Lane action. Thumbs Up

Embarassed   
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PROFSR G
 


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I wonder what the Domino effect will be? Whistle yµ (idµ - eAµ) ψ=mψ

  
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DSL
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It could happen any time of the year, any of the four seasons. Thumbs Up   
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NoDo$h
 


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A deep-pan skid pan I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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DSL
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That just got a puzzled look from SWMBO. Whistle Whistle   
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A "Rotten Tomatoes" look I suspect, hard to top that! yµ (idµ - eAµ) ψ=mψ

  
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Blimey , the sauce of it Whistle   
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C'mon Del, you out of puns already?

I thought you'd be up for at least one more slice. Whistle yµ (idµ - eAµ) ψ=mψ

  
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DSL
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Can’t really be topping any of these puns. Whistle Mr. Green   
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Hardware
 


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I thought only buses and taxis could drive the red route ?  
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DSL
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Hopefully there will be a lesson to take away, unless they are Uber sharp and get a delivery. Thumbs Up Thumbs Up   
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