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kevin-t
 


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Women (Hard life)

Well guys, I finally called it a day, work wise around two years ago.
Might have to go back to it Exclamation Whistle Whistle Whistle Whistle

Of late been doing some of the chores the wife used to do Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry

Who on earth Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry Would swap places with them Question

Washing.
ironing.
cleaning.
bathroom.
kitchen.
shopping.
gardening.
decorating.
painting.
Hoovering.
cooking. + preparation
cars to clean.
grass to mow.
privat to cut.
windows to clean.
The list is endless.....................................
All that, then years ago when kids where around Whistle Whistle Whistle It MUST have been hard.
After all that, we still want em to look there very best, scrub up nice, Thursday,friday and Saturday nights
To socialise with others.
Then there's things we don't mention, That time of the month, pregnancy,body change, etc.etc.

WOW..............

Give me a Dogs life, on my return. Just lay in front of the fire, get tickled every now and again, only took for walks in dry weather.... Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up

Hanging my Bra's up Now.......Rant over
  
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Did she used to do all of that? What did you do? Shocked

Car cleaning, grass mowing, window cleaning, etc. That's man's work stuff. Whistle Rolling with laughter
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Looks like kevin-t 's wife has hacked his PC on got on his D3 page Whistle
  
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What you doing with my list of jobs? Don’t know any wife of mine that does that lot? I’m off to pick nipper up from school then to park then cook dinner. Couple of conference calls in between
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My Wife thinks the D3 is a hobby, The D3 thinks the wife is 💕 
 
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DSL
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She cleaned the car? Shocked Shocked
   
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lynalldiscovery
 


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Plus as you treated her like a skivvy for all them years, you can now understand why some of your kids look just like the milkman!
  
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kevin-t
 


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RRSTDV8 wrote:
Did she used to do all of that? What did you do? Shocked

Car cleaning, grass mowing, window cleaning, etc. That's man's work stuff. Whistle Rolling with laughter




Say's Who Whistle Whistle Whistle
  
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kevin-t
 


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DSL wrote:
She cleaned the car? Shocked Shocked


Yes both of em Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up
  
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kevin-t
 


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lynalldiscovery wrote:
Plus as you treated her like a skivvy for all them years, you can now understand why some of your kids look just like the milkman!


Skivvy, Skivvy. I'le have you know, I took her out every thurs, fri, and Saturday after she finished her 10 hr shift.....

Milkman was of the Darker shade, I think we would know Whistle Whistle
  
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kevin-t
 


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KevinD3 wrote:
What you doing with my list of jobs? Don’t know any wife of mine that does that lot? I’m off to pick nipper up from school then to park then cook dinner. Couple of conference calls in between


I am NOT doing them much longer Mr. Green Mr. Green Mr. Green
Either she packs work up, or we getting a cleaner, and gardener in Mr. Green Mr. Green Mr. Green
  
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DSL
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kevin-t wrote:
DSL wrote:
She cleaned the car? Shocked Shocked


Yes both of em Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up


Surprised no requests for a wife swap yet!! Not from me, that all sounds far too tidy and not sure I could take that level of tidiness! Thumbs Up
   
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kevin-t
 


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No Swapping, at this stage. Unless Whistle Whistle Whistle
I have had her 45 years...
Just thought I had her trained up, passed her apprenticeship.( As a housewife). When Covid hit, then I quit my job.

She has had my best years, she will have my worse. ( we at that age now, every day could be our last).

Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up
  
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DSL
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As I frequently say about SWMBO, usually in her earshot, better then devil you know. Thumbs Up
   
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'Back in the day', my mother used to go shopping every day for groceries, butchers, etc., Shocked
 
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Get used to it. I don’t get even one day off for good behaviour plus I have three needy kids. The only thing on your list I don’t do is the ironing. Apparently I make a lousy job of it, so you know what to do if you want rid of it and anything else. Laughing
  
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