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Madrilleno
 


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How to save money on your extension

Customer, “This quote for the extension to my house is a bit more than I can afford, is there anything you could do to save some money.”
Builder, “Well…, you could dig the foundations out yourself.”
Customer, “Hold my beer…”


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1. Never tell everything you know.


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I think that's how Norman Stanley Fletcher got his allotment dug so his wife could plant her seed potatoes - in a letter home, he made an allusion to burying some loot there, in the sure and certain knowledge that the prison warders would read it. Rolling with laughter
 
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Madrilleno
 


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It certainly was.
 There are two rules for success,
1. Never tell everything you know.


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