heine
Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
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1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir
Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned
out to be an optical Aleutian .
3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it
was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in
his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be
stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for
littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are
looking into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said
to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: 'Keep off the
Grass.'
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change
yet.'
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
18. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't
have the balls to do it.
19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small
medium at large.
20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a
seasoned veteran.
21. A backward poet writes inverse.
22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your
count that votes.
23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
24. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
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YeehawTwistyArms
Member Since: 07 Mar 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 705
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  That's brightened up a very boring day. Cheers Heine.
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| 9th Oct 2008 11:57 am |
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heine
Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
Posts: 4054
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Happy to be of service
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| 9th Oct 2008 12:01 pm |
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Wex
Member Since: 16 Apr 2007
Location: Knackeragua
Posts: 5173
 
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Quote:10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Had to think for a second there 
Keep em coming Heine
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| 9th Oct 2008 12:24 pm |
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Getafix
Member Since: 13 Sep 2007
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 229
 
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<*(((<<
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| 9th Oct 2008 12:46 pm |
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