kevi
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
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A Welshman is drinking in a London bar.
He gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Welsh baby boy weighing
25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds but the Welshman just shrugs. 'That's about average in Wales, folks. Like I said, my boy's a typical Welsh baby boy.'
Congratulations showered him from all around and many exclamations of, 'WOW!' were heard. One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later the Welshman returns to the bar.
The bartender says, 'Say, you're the father of that typical Welsh baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you .... so how much does he weigh now? '
The proud father answers, 'Seventeen pounds.' The bartender is puzzled and concerned. 'What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born.'
The Welsh father takes a slow swig from his Brains Draught, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, 'Had him circumcised'. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
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