jkp
Member Since: 16 Sep 2005
Location: Living among Bawbags
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A man gets into a taxi and tells the driver where he wants to go, but after 10 minutes he notices the driver is heading in the wrong direction, he leans over and taps the driver on the shoulder...
...."holy Sh!te".....
The driver just misses a bus, mounts the kerb and come to rest narrowly missing some pedestrians...
"sorry mate, I never meant to give you a fright"
"thats no problem, totally my fault" "it's my first day as a taxi driver, I've been driving hearses for 25yrs!!"
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frogall
Member Since: 29 Aug 2008
Location: Norfolk
Posts: 250
  
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  I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.
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| 13th Oct 2008 6:22 pm |
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heine
Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
Posts: 4054
 
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| 13th Oct 2008 7:35 pm |
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