Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
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Friday Humour (not for sensetive aussies)
Three Aussies were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Bluey.
Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, 'Someone should go and tell his wife.'
Bluey says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.
Bruce says, 'Where did you get that, Bluey?'
'Steve's wife gave it to me,' Bluey replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?'
'Well not exactly,' Bluey says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'.
She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'
And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'.'Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
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IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
17th Oct 2008 6:07 pm
BORDER ROVER
Member Since: 03 Dec 2007
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even SWMBO liked that one
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17th Oct 2008 8:13 pm
flinty99
Member Since: 17 Mar 2008
Location: Northumberland
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17th Oct 2008 8:17 pm
SJR
Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
Posts: 4030
Are you sure that is a joke and not a true story
I know a few Aussies and that would not be beyond the realms of their capabilities
17th Oct 2008 8:31 pm
AndrewW
Member Since: 06 Aug 2007
Location: Saddleworth
Posts: 2302
Nah!
Too sensitive... 2006 D3 finally swapped for a 2016 D4 Graphite in Graphite grey. No mods
17th Oct 2008 10:21 pm
Getafix
Member Since: 13 Sep 2007
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 229
Quote:
And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'
Still trying to work out what is wrong with that.......
<*(((<<
18th Oct 2008 12:06 am
caverD3
Member Since: 02 Jul 2006
Location: Oberon, NSW
Posts: 6922
I think the joke is it was Fosters he wanted. “There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely gamesâ€
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18th Oct 2008 1:44 am
Getafix
Member Since: 13 Sep 2007
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 229
aaahhhhhhh.....
I thought it might be because it was only a case......... <*(((<<
18th Oct 2008 6:50 am
caverD3
Member Since: 02 Jul 2006
Location: Oberon, NSW
Posts: 6922
When did you last taste Fosters?
There is a good reason it is not sold here.
However the Poms seem to like it. “There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely gamesâ€
Ernest Hemmingway
D4 3.0 Active Diff, Adaptive Lights, High Beam Assist, Surround Cameras, Privacy Glass.
D3 2.7:Adaptive Headlights,Electronic Rear Diff,ARB Bar,Blaupunkt Speakers,JVC Powered Subwoofer,Removable Snorkel,Mitch Hitch,Pioneer After Market Head Unit,Steering Wheel Control Adaptor,Remote Adjustable Supension Rod System, Taxside Dual Battery System.
18th Oct 2008 7:26 am
Neil Pettersen
Member Since: 23 Nov 2007
Location: Cutting the grass
Posts: 1254
caverD3 wrote:
.... the Poms seem to like it.
Londoners think it's a taste of adventure. ....... I told 'em it's the taste of cat pi
18th Oct 2008 9:01 am
kevi
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
Posts: 945
what ever happened to paul hogan ?Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
18th Oct 2008 9:47 am
Neil Pettersen
Member Since: 23 Nov 2007
Location: Cutting the grass
Posts: 1254
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
Posts: 945
He is looking a bit tied and old now .
and what about mrs h, the former ms linda whats her name .
the reason imo that he is looking old Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
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