Popelka
Member Since: 31 May 2008
Location: Praha (Prague)
Posts: 2430
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Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really upset. She told him 'Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 10seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE.'
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out of the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, she put on her robe, ran out on to the driveway and picked up the box.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday. Experience is a difficult teacher, because she gives the test first and then the lesson afterwards!!!!
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heine
Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
Posts: 4054
  
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| 23rd Oct 2008 6:58 am |
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Discoeast
Member Since: 19 Feb 2008
Location: Boksburg
Posts: 800
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Very good  D3 bullbar-spots-roof rack with spots-ladder-long range tank-swing out spare wheel carrier- upgraded tow bar-dash console-internal water tank-duel awnings-drawer system & T T.
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| 23rd Oct 2008 7:57 am |
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BORDER ROVER
Member Since: 03 Dec 2007
Location: Cumbria
Posts: 1105
 
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Excellent.  POT NOODLE NAVIGATION CHALLENGE 2010 WINNER
Club Sankey
Club pie and peas
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| 23rd Oct 2008 8:28 am |
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SJR
Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
Posts: 4030
 
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Excellent
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| 23rd Oct 2008 9:37 am |
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