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WOMEN AWARNESS
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake
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(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . That will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU! (forget you)
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Don't say that you have not been warned Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
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20th Jul 2009 7:32 pm
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Member Since: 11 May 2006
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Mrs DSL says "Sounds about right!!!" I'm doomed!
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20th Jul 2009 7:57 pm
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22nd Jul 2009 10:09 pm
frogall
Member Since: 29 Aug 2008
Location: Norfolk
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Oh yes - that's another one.
Along with "It's not you...." which means precisely the opposite.
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22nd Jul 2009 10:40 pm
kevi
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
Posts: 945
frogall wrote:
Oh yes - that's another one.
Along with "It's not you...." which means precisely the opposite.
that looks like No 1 to me Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
23rd Jul 2009 12:23 pm
adam
Member Since: 20 Sep 2005
Location: Home and Happy
Posts: 6917
Just a hard stare means I know I'm going to get battered when the witness to my un-intended discretion has left the scene
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