WaznotWas
Member Since: 12 Jun 2008
Location: A long way from nowhere!
Posts: 1101
  
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My wife and I are trying to salvage our relationship.
At Relate they suggested we write a list of ten things we like about each other.
So far I have got "Tits aren't bad" but I am a bit stuck now.
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i took my grandad to a brothel yesterday for his 75th birthday.
He was asked if he wanted super sex.
He replied: I'll take the soup
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This is your pilot speaking. Thank you for flying from Pakistan with British Airways. We have now landed at Heathrow Airport, London, England. May I remind you all to re-set your watches? The time is now.......the 21st Century!
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I robbed the bank last week...
I got 15 billion pounds of debt.
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NEWSFLASH: BT to cut 15,000 posts over the next year
......How will all the wires stay up?
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This recession is really hitting everyone hard.
Even the Jackson Five have had to lay one member off.
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Some people are so ungrateful. We are in the middle of a terrible recession. People are losing their jobs and their homes. All of this is happening and not once has anyone in Ethiopia seriously considered holding a rock concert to help us out!!
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I saw a woman stood in her flooded front room crying.
I thought, "If anything, you're just making it worse."
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Statistically 60% of people use their mobile phone to cheat on their partners.
Personally I prefer to use my p  s.
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I don't agree with Vodafone's advertising campaign.
It states, "Be part of the worlds largest mobile community"
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but that's the Gypsies!
================================ FORECAST FOR TONIGHT: things have happened out there!!!
The countryside is still OURS!!
Club 3 Musketeers, Club D3C, Club Midland CB, Club Vertex PMR, Club GNVP Sump Plate, Club GNVP Sliders, Club Uncle Ray Spare Wheel Protector, Club Smooth Steering Wheel, Club McStuckie
07 HSE Z Silver, black leather, Black RRS badges,
19" anthracite wheels - off, 18" Silver / General AT2's - on,
300 TDI Disco 1 - Sheltering the lawn!
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