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Well, bloke or girl?
Caster Semenya, a South African teenager, will stand on the podium in the Olympic Stadium on Thursday night as winner of the women’s 800 metres alongside Britain’s bronze medallist Jenny Meadows.
Last month, at a petrol station in Johannesburg, attendants refused to allow Semenya to use the ladies’ toilet because they thought she was a man.
‘Caster just laughed, she asked if they would like her to take off her pants to show them she was a woman,’ said her coach Michael Seme.
I mean, I wouldn't go for a pint with 'it' and I wouldn't 'it' either! The older I get, the more I realise that people confuse wrinkles for wisdom
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20th Aug 2009 3:27 pm
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hermaphrodite perhaps A happy childhood ... is the worst possible preparation for life.
20th Aug 2009 3:27 pm
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I bet heshe is hoping the south african 2012 Olympic team are based in Brighton I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
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20th Aug 2009 3:29 pm
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20th Aug 2009 3:40 pm
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Just thought that the Daily Mash might have a take on this, and sure enough!
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CASTER Semenya, the big, strong athlete, will today be checked for a pair of balls.
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Recent photos suggest that if Semenya has balls, they are detachable
Semenya has come under suspicion after pumping her large, muscley arms in a way that made normal girl athletes look weak, vulnerable and pretty.
Officials from the International Athletics Association will today perform an eight-point ball check on the South African.
The test will involve Semenya removing her trousers and pants before a team of gender recognition specialists shine a torch between her legs and start poking about with a long spoon.
An IAA spokesman said: "If we can't see the balls immediately we will then ask her to turn around to make sure she hasn't shoved them between her legs like that freaky bit in Silence of the Lambs.
"If we find at least one ball then there is a 60-70% chance that she's not really a girl. If we find a great, big cock then the chances increase to about 90%."
He added: "We will also be searching her room and her luggage to make sure she hasn't hidden her cock and balls inside an old shoe or an empty milk carton."
Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, backed the tests adding: "Normally, when there is a suspicion over someone's gender the first question a scientist would ask is 'does she have balls?'.
"If the answer comes back 'yes' then what you've got is either a male human or that strange, halfway-house mutant that usually ends up in an Irish boy band."
Anyone who has read the Torch thread will know recognise DG as a gender verification specialist I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
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20th Aug 2009 3:44 pm
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Saw this the other night. I thought it was Linford Christie to start with, until the mrs pointed out no lunchables on show
20th Aug 2009 3:45 pm
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Not the first time I've seen herhe
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20th Aug 2009 3:47 pm
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Is that CFB with the expensive looking handbag I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
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20th Aug 2009 3:48 pm
tanters
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SJR wrote:
Is that CFB with the expensive looking handbag
Only on Friday nights I believe A happy childhood ... is the worst possible preparation for life.
20th Aug 2009 4:04 pm
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20th Aug 2009 5:01 pm
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So thats what the Camel Trophy was for then.....Must stop buying shiny toys....
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'it' either! 
