slipware
Member Since: 27 Dec 2006
Location: The end of the world...
Posts: 211
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Chinese Wedding Night
A young Chinese couple gets married.. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he
is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband
undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My darring,' he
whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I plomise you,
I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss
ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly,
which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her
request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try someting I have hear
about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.'
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone
he asks her....
You want.........Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?'
_________________ If you never try, you'll never know...
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30th Sep 2009 7:56 am |
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adam
Member Since: 20 Sep 2005
Location: Home and Happy
Posts: 6917
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An old'un but a good un!
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30th Sep 2009 8:21 am |
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npinks
Member Since: 30 Jan 2008
Location: Leeds
Posts: 1943
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30th Sep 2009 9:07 am |
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SJR
Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
Posts: 4030
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I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 -
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30th Sep 2009 9:22 am |
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foofighter
Member Since: 11 Mar 2006
Location: The OC
Posts: 100
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nice -Greetz, Duan
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7th Oct 2009 5:05 am |
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