Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
Posts: 945
Thursday Funny New Car Launch
Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women.
They are mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus,
and calling it the "Clitaurus."
It comes in pink and the average male thief
won't be able to find it,
even if someone tells him where it is.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
14th Jan 2010 9:40 pm
harrythespider
Member Since: 21 Oct 2008
Location: cumbria
Posts: 290
Ford are always reviving old models, the previous reincarnation was the Ford PUBIC, apparently it was made up from old corsairs.
14th Jan 2010 9:52 pm
POINTYED
Member Since: 22 Mar 2008
Location: BURY,LANCS
Posts: 2758
well i thought it was funny but swmbo said"ooh that was out ages ago"
blo dy spoil sport
jog on....
dunc life is tooooo short.enjoy the moment.dont worry be happy
club BSS
14th Jan 2010 10:21 pm
frogall
Member Since: 29 Aug 2008
Location: Norfolk
Posts: 250
That'll be the sister car to the Ford Probe, then.
Hope it doesn't get rear-ended.I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.
14th Jan 2010 10:22 pm
frogall
Member Since: 29 Aug 2008
Location: Norfolk
Posts: 250
Next they'll be combining the Probe and the Clitaurus and launching....
The Ford Fucus.I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.
14th Jan 2010 10:25 pm
frogall
Member Since: 29 Aug 2008
Location: Norfolk
Posts: 250
You can protect yourself from the effects of buying one by wearing a Ford Fiesta.I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.
Last edited by frogall on 14th Jan 2010 10:29 pm. Edited 1 time in total
14th Jan 2010 10:26 pm
frogall
Member Since: 29 Aug 2008
Location: Norfolk
Posts: 250
I'll get me Coat - inaI'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.
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