astonbuilder
Member Since: 29 Sep 2006
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.......were outside smoking one day when it started to rain.
One of the women took out a condom, cut the tip off and put it over her cigarette and carried on smoking.
The second woman said, "Now that's a good idea, stops the rain getting on your cigarette. What's that called?"
The first woman responded, "It's called a condom."
The second lady said, "Ooh, where can I get one of those?"
The first woman said, "Any chemist or lots of corner stores sell them"
So, the next day, the woman went to a local Boots store, went up to the assistant behind the counter, and said, "Do you sell condoms?"
The assistant looked a little puzzled, because of the obvious advancing years of the woman, and said, "Er, yes we do, what size?"
The woman thought for a moment and said, "One that would fit a Camel....."
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ruben
D3 Decade
Member Since: 26 Sep 2006
Location: ASTURIAS
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 what madness!! lost in translation!
DISCOVERY 3 SE man. TDV6 2006, my true love!
DEFENDER 2 SE D I6 MHEV 2024, other live.
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Ted Newman
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Location: SE London
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  LR Discovery 4 XS pulling an Airstream 532 Caravan also own (since new) a 1996 MGF
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Grianaig
Member Since: 08 Jul 2014
Location: Tyne and Wear
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2014 MY Discovery XS Indus Silver. Sadly gone. Second last LR of forty eight years continuous ownership.
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Alan B
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D3 57 xs Stornaway grey
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J77
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23.5MY Defender 90 X-Dynamic SE D250 MHEV Pangea Green
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