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lynalldiscovery
 


Member Since: 22 Dec 2009
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United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 Metropolis LE Auto Bonatti GreyDiscovery 3
Two prostitutes

Sitting in a cafe, one says to the other, what a dump I can smell semen, seocnd one says sorry I just burped!  
Post #195700425th Jun 2018 3:09 pm
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astonbuilder
 


Member Since: 29 Sep 2006
Location: MIDLANDS
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England 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Santorini BlackDiscovery 4

#retch#

Laughing  
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deanslandy
 


Member Since: 17 Jan 2015
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England 2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Tonga GreenDiscovery 3

Shocked Belts, oil pump casing and water pump by Flack
Transmission flush by Geoff  
Post #195710825th Jun 2018 8:57 pm
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Red Merle
 


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Yuck!!! Shocked

Laughing 2011 - 2015: 3 x FL2
2015 - 2017: 2 x D4
2017 to date: FFRR SDV8
2023 to date: 2 x FL2 as “second” cars 🙄

2021 to date: Hinckley built ‘14 Triumph Trophy 1200
2022 to date: Hinckley built ‘14 Triumph Trophy 1200 & sidecar!
(One of only two known to exist in the world!)  
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professorpool
 


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Re: Two prostitutes

lynalldiscovery wrote:
Sitting in a cafe, one says to the other, what a dump I can smell semen, seocnd one says sorry I just burped!


Lisbon 1986.. remember it well D3 07 SE - still going strong
D3 07 HSE - gone to car heaven
FL1 - gone to Romania
D3 05 HSE - gone to a divorce diet
D1 V8 manual - gone but not forgotten
RR Classic - gone to car heaven

Jeeps, Lexus, X-trails... Too many to name..  
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dreadful...…………https://www.disco3.co.uk/forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif… .not sure how emotions work  
Post #195714425th Jun 2018 10:30 pm
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lynalldiscovery
 


Member Since: 22 Dec 2009
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I must have a sick mind, makes me chuckle even as I am typing this!  
Post #195718726th Jun 2018 6:20 am
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