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Disco_Mikey
 


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Warning - Eastern European Scam!

I must be getting old. I thought I was quite "streetwise", but there's no fool like an old fool, as they say.

Recently I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam whilst out shopping. I simply dropped into Tesco in Dundee for a bit of shopping and it turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen. Their breasts are almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another store, in my case, Tesco in Dundee. You agree and they both get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you and thrusting her breasts in your face, while the other one steals your wallet!

I was unfortunate enough to have my wallet stolen on June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, and 24th. Also three times yesterday in Perth.

So Be Warned!

P.S. Tesco have wallets on sale for £1.99 each, but Lidl's are £1.75 and look better
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How would you know thy were Eastern Europeans??? Bad assumption or something???

They could have been Maxican?!!!
  
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Old un but a good un!!! Can you give them a lift to Tesco Forres??? Whistle
   
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