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Kilovolt
 


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CAA Drone Operator Registration

Email received this morning "You need to renew your Drone Operator ID" and you owe the government £9 for the privilege.

Follow the link for the Civil Aviation Authority, the login identifies me correctly but there is absolutely no way to make a payment - no link, no icon, nuffinck.

Rang the helpline and it eventually goes to an answerphone that states "this office is now closed until the 3rd of January"!!!!!

This wouldn't be a government run organisation by any chance (he says sarcastically)?

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NoDo$h
 


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HWN wrote:
Google translate.

Before knowing any Welsh-speakers, I had some signs made for our gate(s): one in English; one in Welsh. The English one says "Do not open the gate: dogs running free". They've been there for six months and only today am I told the Welsh version translates as "Do not open the gate: have a running dog without paying".

Rolling Eyes


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 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Work...........12hrs and counting. Waiting for a rather large file to upload.
  
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HWN wrote:

Before knowing any Welsh-speakers, I had some signs made for our gate(s): one in English; one in Welsh. The English one says "Do not open the gate: dogs running free". They've been there for six months and only today am I told the Welsh version translates as "Do not open the gate: have a running dog without paying".



Quite hard to translate Englush to Welsh to be honest, so many nuances in the Language, and many different dialects.

Here's my Swansea Welsh attemp:
Peidiwch ag agor y gât cŵn yn rhedeg yn rhwydd
 Iggy/Ieuan

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Gate open dog bite f Censored o Censored Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up
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if you cant hold on dont let go , it ill come in handy for something even if you never use it.
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Reminds me of this Laughing

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7702913.stm
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HWN
 


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Iguana wrote:
HWN wrote:

Before knowing any Welsh-speakers, I had some signs made for our gate(s): one in English; one in Welsh. The English one says "Do not open the gate: dogs running free". They've been there for six months and only today am I told the Welsh version translates as "Do not open the gate: have a running dog without paying".



Quite hard to translate Englush to Welsh to be honest, so many nuances in the Language, and many different dialects.

Here's my Swansea Welsh attemp:
Peidiwch ag agor y gât cŵn yn rhedeg yn rhwydd


To miss-quote the line from Jaws, "I'm gonna need a bigger sign" Thumbs Up
 
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HWN
 


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This year is going to be an extra long one for people working at The Independent:

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Who would think that isn't wrong? No sub-eds!
 
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English house moving process...

Guessing many have been here, but waiting to exchange contracts for past 2+ weeks and little chance finding a removal company or a large van to hire with the notice available Big Cry Banging Head

Regards,
Steve
  
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Very minor in the grand scheme of things, but the car Ads for EV's that have the RIP headstone about keeping petrol back in the gound. Where do they think the gas comes from that powers most of the UK powerstations that supplies the electricity to charge their EV's

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Remember the holier than thou brigade actually believe that their leckie cars are zero emissions. “I’m paying more for green electricity so I’m doing my bit”, yeah right. Rolling Eyes
   
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Or the CO2 emissions in manufacturing them. Let’s not forget the precious metals etc for the batteries.
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Don't get too high up on your own horses, gentlemen. Whistle Rolling with laughter
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Isn’t that what this section is for? Whistle
   
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HWN
 


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LT wrote:
Or the CO2 emissions in manufacturing them. Let’s not forget the precious metals etc for the batteries.


That's my argument for keeping an old LR going until it (or I) dies.
 
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