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discovery1953
 


Member Since: 07 Jan 2014
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England 2015 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Kaikoura StoneDiscovery 4

Following two f Censored horses riding side by side around a series of long bends for 5 minutes, oblivious to the rest of the world!!

All I can think of are horse burgers with plenty of brown sauce Twisted Evil
  
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rrhool
 


Member Since: 28 Aug 2014
Location: Norfolk
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Censored 's driving in the fog with just DLR's on! Do they not realise they don't have rear lights on!!

I just answered my own question. They don't realise because they are thick! Twisted Evil
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Rescue01
 


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I see that more and more these days Evil or Very Mad People driving around with DRLs on in the dark thinking that there lights are on Rolling Eyes

Just as bad as all the muppets who cant be ar*ed clearing their car of frost/snow and have a letter box clearing on the windscreen.They all must be ex Tank drivers i wish there were more police on patrol to stop them and convict them,dangerous clowns Twisted Evil
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Kilovolt
 


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That blasted cyclist coming towards me every morning on a dark country lane with a cycle lamp so bright you could start a fire with it............ oh and it's flashing at 1 second intervals. Can't see a damn thing as you get closer sir Censored
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charlietortoise
 


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Location: Staffordshire
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al cope wrote:
for some reason today - its poor use of the english language. For example, Yahoo headline yesterday:

Bride-to-be shot dead by police in her pyjamas.

So what I want to know is what the poice where doing in her pyjamas - dont they have uniforms anymore?

Al
Or maybe they could notify her that she was going to be shot and maybe she could just stay at home Discovery 4 3.0 HSE 2010 year. I like it a lot. Now with winch šŸ˜‚  
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Gareth
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Banks and building societies. I want to open a new account, and they need to check my identity. That I can understand, but now everyone is going parerless itā€™s harder to find an ā€˜originalā€™ copy of a statement or a utility bill. Why the Censored canā€™t they accept that people are moving to the 21st centuary!
  
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kajtzu
 


Member Since: 11 Aug 2017
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Finland 2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Cairns BlueDiscovery 3

Why canā€™t you have a central database and country wide identification numbers rather than assuming someone with a paper invoice is a real person..?

Whistle
  
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ianm27
 


Member Since: 02 Jun 2016
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^^^

or Identity Cards Whistle

Just wait for the backlash/fury about Big Brother and data held in central records systems liable to data hacks etc etc Laughing
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robsmith
 


Member Since: 02 Sep 2007
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The goons controlling the signs on the M6 and the driver of HA logo'd car - tonight they dropped the speed to 40 to allow a "slow vehicle" to escape from one of the refuges. Not wanting any bonus points on my license I slowed to 40, as I passed the refuge lane one was shut and the "slow vehicle" - a HA Skoda Octavia RS estate nearly smacked me up the a***, swerved into the next lane then slammed across in front of me (I had moved out the next lane as the one I had been in was shut) nearly taking my front-end off as he broke and swerved to avoid the truck that hadn't moved out....
Sadly no card in the camera - I'd forgot to put it back after a very pleasant drive at the weekend Sad
 Rob Smith
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Pelyma
  


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Gareth wrote:
Banks and building societies. I want to open a new account, and they need to check my identity. That I can understand, but now everyone is going parerless itā€™s harder to find an ā€˜originalā€™ copy of a statement or a utility bill. Why the Censored canā€™t they accept that people are moving to the 21st centuary!


If you use a passport then a driving license can prove address.
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ronp
 


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Mods .... DG of course. Wink

Oh and Gareth's avatar!

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deanslandy
 


Member Since: 17 Jan 2015
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Kilovolt wrote:
That blasted cyclist coming towards me every morning on a dark country lane with a cycle lamp so bright you could start a fire with it............ oh and it's flashing at 1 second intervals. Can't see a damn thing as you get closer sir Censored
With me it's completely the opposite, no lights,dark clothing and riding 2 abreast on occassions Belts, oil pump casing and water pump by Flack
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kajtzu
 


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ianm27 wrote:
^^^

or Identity Cards Whistle

Just wait for the backlash/fury about Big Brother and data held in central records systems liable to data hacks etc etc Laughing


Most civilized countries in Europe have such things Whistle
  
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My fellow Velar owners.

ā€œItā€™s bad design, the door handles freezeā€ blah, blah blah
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nigethecat
 


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Idiots in two wheel drive cars with bald summer tyres who complain that ā€œthe roads are very slippy and we canā€™t get traction because the roads havenā€™t been grittedā€ ... no Censored Sherlock! Also itā€™s -7 FFS .... even if they had been gritted you still would not get any traction because you donā€™t know the first thing about driving in the snow!!!

Censored
 I want to see the sweets before I get into your windowless van... I'm not stupid!

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