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Jumper9895
 


Member Since: 10 Jun 2015
Location: Swanmore, Southampton
Posts: 226

England 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

Trying to ‘deal’ with Santander Customer Service ........ best oxymoron I’ve heard of for a long time!!

Censored Censored Censored
 Best Regards,
Dave.
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Post #203154124th Feb 2019 5:56 pm
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kajtzu
 


Member Since: 11 Aug 2017
Location: Helsinki
Posts: 6565

Finland 2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Cairns BlueDiscovery 3

The police who park their mobile speed monitoring unit at the lowest point for a hill, cameras pointing uphill. Drove, according to speedometer and Waze, 84-ish and saw a flash go off twice on the vehicle. Evil or Very Mad

Waiting for a “pay or else” letter next week Big Cry
  
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leeds
 


Member Since: 30 Aug 2010
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 4312

United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 Landmark LE Auto Yulong WhiteDiscovery 4

Jumper9895 if you think Santander Customer service is diabolical you want to try DPD customer service.

Now it is basically impossible to book in a delivery without giving the consignee address, phone number and email.

Well a consignment was sent out to Singapore and arrived there within 3 days where basically it hit a brick wall.

Consignee details were require. Supplied over the phone and confirmed by email.

2 days later consignment still sat there wanting consignee details

Sent again via email and phone.

2 days later repeat above only by email

next day repeat above

next day repeat above

Then get an email requesting consignee details in reply to my email giving consignee details Banging Head Banging Head Banging Head

This went on for 23 days

Then DPD local agent tried to deliver it to the wrong address Big Cry Banging Head Big Cry

3 days later they managed to deliver it to the correct address Thumbs Up

Yippee, that consignment finally successfully deliver 4 weeks late. Slight issue due to DPD Singapore incompetence we have lost a returning customer. DPD will not be used for our deliveries to Far East and Australia.


Brendan
  
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Someone-Gone
 


Member Since: 21 Dec 2015
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Jury Service - I got another Jury Service citation! Evil or Very Mad

I had one last year and managed to extracate myself from it. I should manage it this time too I suppose. It’s not been two years since the last.

Sorry, but Ive got better things to do and I really don’t give fig. Apathy should be a lawful excuse for excusal.
  
Post #20332822nd Mar 2019 7:20 pm
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HWN
 


Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
Location: Near Llanybydder (near Puff!)
Posts: 4375

Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

Cyclists not using the brand new cycle-path built to make them safer and the construction of which involved six months of long tailbacks at peak times. Three feet to the left and it is safer, smoother and quieter riding...
  
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rrhool
 


Member Since: 28 Aug 2014
Location: Norfolk
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United Kingdom 2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Manual Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

The authorities narrowed a well used road local to us, to put a cycle lane in. Not only is the road now too narrow for two trucks to pass each other, but the lycra clad cyclists won't use it! So now we can just follow the 'Pelton' and can't overtake because the road is dangerously narrow! Rolling Eyes
 Richard


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Post #203775517th Mar 2019 5:13 pm
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Pelyma
  


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HWN wrote:
Cyclists not using the brand new cycle-path built to make them safer and the construction of which involved six months of long tailbacks at peak times. Three feet to the left and it is safer, smoother and quieter riding...


I know where you’re talking about and how many accidents have there been since all those millions were spent, I’ve seen a couple on the Clymping roundabout alone. A cyclist friend told me he wouldn’t use it as they have to cross roads at the afore mentioned roundabout and by the Oystercatcher which slows them down. Banging Head Thud
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Post #203775917th Mar 2019 5:21 pm
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HWN
 


Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
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Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

Banging Head indeed!
  
Post #203776117th Mar 2019 5:30 pm
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leeds
 


Member Since: 30 Aug 2010
Location: West Yorkshire
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HWN wrote:
Cyclists not using the brand new cycle-path built to make them safer and the construction of which involved six months of long tailbacks at peak times. Three feet to the left and it is safer, smoother and quieter riding...



Well the Leeds Bradford cycle superhighway is 14 miles long, cost £29million as part of the £60 million Cityconnect programme. After the first 2 years they proudly announced 700,000 cycle trips had been made on it.

Cost benefit calculation?




Brendan
  
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Washwipe
 


Member Since: 19 Apr 2013
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The bathroom refit that was done last year, we have this morning water coming up, yes up through the floor.
Disco booked at Lookers for service and MOT back in January for today, with courtesy car.
Wife has now today having to take the MIL in to hospital this morning for a three day stay, Lookers call to say they don’t now have a courtesy car for today, they really do not give a Censored regarding customer service.

Today has started well
  
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chugga90
 


Member Since: 13 Aug 2014
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United Kingdom 2013 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 Commercial Auto Indus SilverDiscovery 4

Which Lookers is this at?
Amersham had mine, battered the rear bumper, parked it so you could not see it. Then when they were asked how it happened, suggested I was lying and the damage was there when I took it to them.

Then took two attempts to spray replacement bumper without runs or chips in it and on second attempt I had to supply some new fixings as they said they were missing before they started.

So if it’s them perhaps a different dealer is a safer bet! Rolling Eyes
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Range Rover Tdv8 gone
Freelander 2 I6 very sadly gone
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Post #203806818th Mar 2019 4:57 pm
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Washwipe
 


Member Since: 19 Apr 2013
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Funny you should say that, Lookers at Chipperfield, thought the Amersham one was Jaguar. Last year they managed to put a crease in the drivers door, again parked so you wouldn’t notice it, of course is wasn’t them.
  
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chugga90
 


Member Since: 13 Aug 2014
Location: Buckinghamshire
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Apparently they don’t mind what type of JLR they beat the Censored out of!

Complete plebs.

Although not too sure where you do find a decent dealer?
 Discovery commercial tdv6 auto 2013
Volkswagen t6 lwb Kombi dsg 4motion 2018
Volkswagen t5.1 lwb single cab tipper 2013
Discovery commercial sdv6 auto 2014 gone and not really missed.
Range Rover Tdv8 gone
Freelander 2 I6 very sadly gone
VW t5 Dsg gone and missed 
 
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Washwipe
 


Member Since: 19 Apr 2013
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Word is that a new purpose built workshop/showroom being built as we speak at Aston Clinton which Lookers will be moving into and Pratstone at Aylesbury will be closing.
Will see I think what Beatles are like in Watford soon.
  
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HWN
 


Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
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Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

@rseholes who have no patience and intimidate learner drivers by tailgating or creeping up behind a stalled car.

Victor Meldrew
  
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