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kajtzu
 


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Finland 2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Cairns BlueDiscovery 3

Have SWMBO tell at 0630 in the morning that the Censored front Censored right Censored tire is Censored flat on the other Censored vehicle when she needs to go to work. The tire had less than 4K km on it, too. Censored Censored Censored Censored


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Post #20508565th May 2019 5:24 am
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Someone-Gone
 


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My one has just gone to work. She has me straighten her hair with tongs. One of these things I did once and end up doing daily now. Apparently I have my uses. Rolling Eyes
  
Post #20508575th May 2019 5:40 am
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I have this image in my head that’s hard to shake Laughing
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Post #20508595th May 2019 6:06 am
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^^^Me too^^^^

Thought this was the Discovery forum not the Freelander one Whistle Mr. Green
  
Post #20508625th May 2019 6:22 am
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Dundonian ... tell her Fiona has got wind of your developing skills and has asked for an appointment when you feel up to it. Whistle

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Post #20508635th May 2019 6:31 am
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Don’t even go there! Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up

Anyway, I’ve been told I will cut the grass today. If I start now, I’ll get finished by lunchtime. Rolling Eyes
  
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kajtzu
 


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Finland 2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Cairns BlueDiscovery 3

Also, the tire is just as Censored after using the tire puncture repair set. Censored Censored Big Cry

Stores all closed today, need to wait until tomorrow for a new one.
  
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Love the pastel pink trainers you’re sporting there. Thumbs Up

That said pink and red clash. Whistle



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kajtzu
 


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Finland 2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Cairns BlueDiscovery 3

Rolling with laughter

Teaching the youngest daughter “car things” Whistle Laughing

Her favorite disco color is this one:




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She’s worth it. Thumbs Up Thumbs Up
   
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kajtzu
 


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Finland 2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Cairns BlueDiscovery 3

They all are Laughing , the older ones had other things going on.
  
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Okay, I live in a very rural area but even so......

Saw a woman driving a Ford Kuga with - a fully grown Springer Spaniel on her lap. Watched it long enough to determine that the dog hadn’t hopped from one seat to the drivers seat. Pity I didn’t get the number, I’d have reported her. What a Censored wit. Thud
  
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Report her!

Was the dogs driving that bad?

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Post #205219510th May 2019 4:54 pm
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It’s one of these things you just don’t want to watch in case the worse happens. If she had to step on the brakes, the dog would be crushed, then what happened if a kid stepped out? Censored irresponsible!
  
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I've heard of dog-eared, but Spaniel T i t s ????
  
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