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nigethecat
 


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DPD…. Again! Just received a text… “we have successfully delivered your parcel and have left it here.. see photo” …



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 I want to see the sweets before I get into your windowless van... I'm not stupid!

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U looked in the coal cellar, at night. It’ll be beside the black cat. Thumbs Up
   
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The kicker is the track up to my house is covered with snow and ice and there’s no way a large transit type van (only two wheel drive) would get up there, let alone get out again. The lack of any tracks up or down the last part of the drive (over fresh snow) also leads me to believe that the statement by DPD is a pile of doggy do ! Laughing
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Today in the news...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-64365709

So how do these people react when they see curved, seed bearing structures on sale in their local shop, on display for all to see?
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More than likely it was just a random word with no malice behind it at all. I’m sure the pictures in that report are used as an example to others on how to pose with the best compo face. I’m sure the community at large wasn’t even remotely bothered or outraged as was commented.
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Anybody can take offense at anything Rolling Eyes


Especially if the police are involved and some ambulance-chasing lawyer has suggested compensation may be forthcoming Evil or Very Mad



And yes, I appreciate this comment may very well offend somebody
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Batfink wrote:
More than likely it was just a random word with no malice behind it at all.


so read the word and think "er... maybe not" and press whichever button generated the random word again.

a bit of thought added to the process simply removes any potential issues down the line.
  
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Agree. It is a bit crass. I can understand the offence with that one, particularly when bananas are thrown onto pitches at black players.
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Madrilleno wrote:
Today in the news...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-64365709

So how do these people react when they see curved, seed bearing structures on sale in their local shop, on display for all to see?


There are many racists who liken black people to be "apes and monkeys” and throwing bananas at them, as Moo mentions, is unbelievably still happening.

Bananas on display for sale are totally benign, but when thrown or unexpectedly presented to a black person reaffirms racism in that it relates the target to an ape/monkey.

It may well have been an innocent mistake by someone not thinking carefully or it may not. Sadly racism within the UK Police Force is well known and documented.
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If every one who takes offence at the slightest comment or action, were to grow some balls and not make an issue of it, it stands more chance of going away.

I refer to a friend of mine by his nickname of 'Chalky' even though he is as black as can be. He uses choice names to call me, but we never fall out over it and have a laugh at others expense before they realise we know each other.

It's the same for Welsh, Irish and Scots, us English have nicknames for them, and they us, but do we complain all the time, no.

The more these 'minority' groups whinge, the less sympathy I have for them.

In my previous work, on a couple of occasions I had to attend the MOBO awards, can you imagine the uproar were there to be awards just for white artists.


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That's entirely irrelevant to the subject in question. As the Police person who gave the password wasn't even known to the family, let alone a friend. I'm sorry but that's not comparable to friendly banter with a mate.

At best it was a thoughtless error and a stupid one at that when the UK Police Force is desperately trying to improve its public image and stamp out racism.
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More wokeism gone mad! Rolling Eyes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-64436973
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The writer Sarah Haider joked that there was "nothing as dehumanizing as being considered one of the French" and that a better term was "suffering from Frenchness".


Quote:
Ian Bremmer, a political scientist, suggested "people experiencing Frenchness" as an alternative.


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Illiterate journalists

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