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NoDo$h wrote:
I tried that. Same breed of pig too.

Didn't work.


Tasty though? Whistle
   
Post #233692818th May 2023 7:37 am
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NoDo$h
 


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Oh yes Laughing
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
Post #233697218th May 2023 12:57 pm
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HWN wrote:
Goats won't touch it.


Can confirm! Ours would curl their top lips up in a most aloof fashion if there was even a hint of the stuff on the menu
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
Post #233697318th May 2023 12:58 pm
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I'm getting out there with a roofing torch this weekend to see if it might work. Trouble is, the plant is so wet in its structure that I very much doubt enough cells with rupture with heat to properly kill the plant.

It may be a thorough licking with heat (aka napalm) followed up with glyphosate after a week or so on the weakened plant. I'm going to be repeating this for years to come, as until everyone 20 miles upstream manages it, I'm going to get new seed deposited each year.
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Not so much as got my goat but it bugged me a bit, was in the dealers today and whilst waiting a big grey Range Rover caught my eye, not because I liked it but because it’s autobiography badge on the door was squint, it was well out and stood out a mile. So had a closer inspection, and noticed the price, £141,000 including all its options and they couldn’t even stick its badge on straight.

Put me right off buying it Laughing
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Post #233785026th May 2023 6:47 pm
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As I pay tax I registered at a large charity dropoff point. I don't give a great deal as evidenced by the loft and a shed full of junk.

Apparently my donations last year qualified for gift aid and they claimed 37p from the tax man.

I know this because they sent me a letter telling me how much they earned from our donations and the amount claimed.

I presume I have to deduct the cost of sending me the letter from the gift aid earned Shocked
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Post #233785926th May 2023 11:11 pm
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The wife! Evil or Very Mad Phoned me up after getting to work at 7am, the cars tyre pressure warning came on. The car is in the hospital park, “sort it”.

I traipse down there, bearing in mind the car park is now full to the brim that you could get a cigarette paper between the vehicles, armed with my foot pump only to find there a bulge on the side wall, she’s probably kerbed it, which is hotly & contemptuously denied.

I then have terrible trouble finding a garage with the size of tyres in stock. On finding one, I drive her car there, have to leave it as they are very busy.

I walk four miles back to the car park and pick my own car up and head home.

Time engaged - 9am to 3pm! Rolling Eyes

Must be great having your own personal slave. Censored
  
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It's called marriage. Laughing
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Post #233787827th May 2023 8:49 am
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My moneys on the tyre bulge being a consequence of hitting a pot hole. Which nowadays is hard to avoid.

Potholes get my “goat up” every Censored day.

Even the motorways are riddled with them. Twisted Evil
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Moo wrote:
It's called marriage. Laughing


Marriage isn’t a word.. it’s a sentence Whistle
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Don’t get me wrong. I didn’t expect to get thanked, that would be above and beyond, but I actually got slagged off because when she went to collect the car, she had to pay plus I didn’t fill the car up for her. Shocked oh right, you’ve got a dodgy tyre, so I do a detour on the way to the tyre place and I pay for 2 new tyres that haven’t been fitted yet. (For the avoidance of doubt, we have separate bank accounts)

She wants it like that, I should have charged her a call out fee for my services and fuel money for the Disco.
  
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JordsDisco wrote:
The wife! Evil or Very Mad Phoned me up after getting to work at 7am, the cars tyre pressure warning came on. The car is in the hospital park, “sort it”.

I traipse down there, bearing in mind the car park is now full to the brim that you could get a cigarette paper between the vehicles, armed with my foot pump only to find there a bulge on the side wall, she’s probably kerbed it, which is hotly & contemptuously denied.

I then have terrible trouble finding a garage with the size of tyres in stock. On finding one, I drive her car there, have to leave it as they are very busy.

I walk four miles back to the car park and pick my own car up and head home.

Time engaged - 9am to 3pm! Rolling Eyes

Must be great having your own personal slave. Censored


Should’ve given her the number for LR Assist or the AA.

That may explain why I’m single Laughing
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JordsDisco wrote:
Don’t get me wrong. I didn’t expect to get thanked,


I'd have made an extremely sarky comment if I hadn't been thanked or even slagged off like you were. I wouldn't put up with such bad manners. Evil or Very Mad
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Why didn’t you just put on the spare and take the wheel to the garage in your car?
  
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