pko
Member Since: 06 Apr 2006
Location: usually in the pub
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HWN wrote:I'd love to have s matrix sign in the back of my car, with easily-found pre-programmed buttons for 'your fog lights are on', 'you have a defective brake lamp', 'your passenger fell out at the last roundabout', etc
I believe police patrol cars have these, but the chance of spotting one actually on patrol is very rare these days. never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly
current motor RRsport hse
prev. cars TD5
3 Ford Explorers
2 Ford Mavericks
Sierra 4x4
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Mr.Pastry
Member Since: 24 Nov 2010
Location: South Wales
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Front fog lamps, commonly known as "moron lights"
The best way to inform other road users that you are an utter  head.....  Mitsubishi Outlander Phev 4H 2018.
Mitsubishi Outlander Phev 4H 2015 - gone.
Discovery 4 HSE - gone.
Discovery 3 S - gone.
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Defender 90 300TDI - gone.
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| 6th Dec 2019 1:02 pm |
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al cope
Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
Posts: 10297
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I'd like one of those thats says "why are you hogging the middle lane" that I can put on after going around some who hasnt moved since joining the motorway 
Al Volvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD
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| 6th Dec 2019 1:03 pm |
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Pelyma
Member Since: 06 Jan 2005
Location: Patching, Sussex
Posts: 15496
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HWN wrote:I'd love to have s matrix sign in the back of my car, with easily-found pre-programmed buttons for 'your fog lights are on', 'you have a defective brake lamp', 'your passenger fell out at the last roundabout', etc
You're assuming they can read... DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S
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| 6th Dec 2019 1:05 pm |
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RRSTDV8
Member Since: 07 Apr 2014
Location: Here
Posts: 13094
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al cope wrote:I'd like one of those thats says "why are you hogging the middle lane" that I can put on after going around some who hasnt moved since joining the motorway
Al
If there's plenty of room and it's safe - not much traffic, etc. - a fun game to play is "circle the lane hogger". Overtake in L3, move back across to L1, slow sufficiently that they pass you again then move out and repeat.  Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!"
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| 6th Dec 2019 2:13 pm |
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LT
Member Since: 31 Dec 2005
Location: South West
Posts: 23360
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Mr.Pastry wrote:Front fog lamps, commonly known as "moron lights"
The best way to inform other road users that you are an utter head.....
Don’t get me started on the misuse of fog lights.  2006 D3 HSE (Original & still the best)-GONE
2010 D4 HSE (A bit bling)-GONE
2014 D4 HSE (Almost too bling)-GONE
2015 D4 HSE (A heated what?)-GONE
2016 D4 Landmark (Written Off)-GONE
2016 D4 Landmark (Surely the last!) PD1881 rims-GONE
2017 FFRR SDV8 Autobiography
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| 6th Dec 2019 2:33 pm |
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Batfink
Member Since: 31 May 2017
Location: Isle of Sheppey
Posts: 1510
 
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People who can’t be bothered to reply to an email. Messaged about a car for sale. Not on here I will add. Just asking for a rough location as Autotrader advert just said distance as stated was private sale but in pics shows little paper tag on keys so assuming may be dealer. Also asking if interested in p/x. No reply after 3 days. No need for it. Only takes a few seconds to type a reply.  2006 TdV6 HSE.
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| 6th Dec 2019 10:28 pm |
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mse
Member Since: 27 Jun 2005
Location: Shropshire
Posts: 2702
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My Hermes Mike
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| 7th Dec 2019 10:40 pm |
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df_tom
Member Since: 10 Mar 2017
Location: Stuttgart
Posts: 127
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Craddocks. Together with GLS. 
"Thou shalt not order window panes with craddocks." I'll write it another 99 times.
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| 30th Dec 2019 11:33 am |
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Sea Raider
Member Since: 01 Nov 2016
Location: None
Posts: 4450
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We have lots of 'New Year' tourists who rent out a lot of the Self Catering places here.
Spot them a mile away just at Midnight at New Year, they all bring bl00dy fireworks with them
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| 2nd Jan 2020 11:05 am |
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Someone-Gone
Member Since: 21 Dec 2015
Location: Gone
Posts: 5117
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I was out and about yesterday in Western Ross and I was surprised by the amount of Camper Vans there were. Thought they might have off for the New Year. Some hope! 
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| 2nd Jan 2020 11:56 am |
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LT
Member Since: 31 Dec 2005
Location: South West
Posts: 23360
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A great boost for the economy of the area though.  2006 D3 HSE (Original & still the best)-GONE
2010 D4 HSE (A bit bling)-GONE
2014 D4 HSE (Almost too bling)-GONE
2015 D4 HSE (A heated what?)-GONE
2016 D4 Landmark (Written Off)-GONE
2016 D4 Landmark (Surely the last!) PD1881 rims-GONE
2017 FFRR SDV8 Autobiography
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| 2nd Jan 2020 1:33 pm |
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Sea Raider
Member Since: 01 Nov 2016
Location: None
Posts: 4450
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They aren't really, they usually stock up before arriving and stop in lay-bys and by the side of the road, anything to save spending locally.
You're lucky if you can pull into a lay-by up here for them.
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| 2nd Jan 2020 1:36 pm |
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