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White Disco
 


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Location: Gondwana. It's raining. We'll All be roon'd.
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World's Shortest Fairytale.

Once upon a time, a bloke asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the bloke lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went off-roading and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End.
 Did you think I would leave you crying,
When there's room in my D3 for 7,
Climb in here Joe we'll soon be flying,
I can go just as fast with 7.

2005 TDV6 S with Terrain Response (& all that entails), Tasmods (gorn). 2008 TDV6 HSE (gone). A Dark Side umbrella (here) & car (here).

Volkswagen Golf (SWMBO's)
Datsun Insult (SWTSMBOBIO22SHOMSAH)
Datsun Insult (SWTSMBOBIO19SHOMSAH)

4 BMW's (Stents, not the silly cars)

Formerly RED DISCO 
 
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heine
 


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South Africa 2009 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Alaska WhiteDiscovery 3

Once upon a time there were three little pigs - now there are f Censored cking millions of them
  
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robsmith
 


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Jack and Gill went up the hill

He came

She podded
 Rob Smith
Silver rools OK
 
 
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JF Lux
 


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An Angler'sTale

Plop !

The End.
 The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...

Club "yes, I too have had the EGR's replaced..."
Club "yes, I too have had the compressor replaced..."
Club "yes, I too once had the car at the dealer for a couple of weeks nearly 4 weeks over 4 weeks...5 weeks"
Club "yes, I too have had EPB failure..."
Club "yes, I too get mysterious bings and bongs..." 
 
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Little 5
 


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the turtoise and the rabbit had a race the rabbit running and the turtoise in his disco 3

guess who won Question Laughing
 You May Think I Said What You Thought I Said But What You Thought I Said I Did Not

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White Disco
 


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Not this Chap.
 Did you think I would leave you crying,
When there's room in my D3 for 7,
Climb in here Joe we'll soon be flying,
I can go just as fast with 7.

2005 TDV6 S with Terrain Response (& all that entails), Tasmods (gorn). 2008 TDV6 HSE (gone). A Dark Side umbrella (here) & car (here).

Volkswagen Golf (SWMBO's)
Datsun Insult (SWTSMBOBIO22SHOMSAH)
Datsun Insult (SWTSMBOBIO19SHOMSAH)

4 BMW's (Stents, not the silly cars)

Formerly RED DISCO 
 
Post #49477913th Jul 2009 3:11 am
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heine
 


Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
Posts: 4054

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robsmith wrote:
Jack and Gill went up the hill

He came

She podded



Aaah but that's a nursery rhyme
  
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