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In the doo-doo...

To test the DVD player in my new (to me) car, I removed one DVD from a Norman Wisdom box-set. As I did so, I noticed a photograph tucked in the box but didn't take any notice of it. When I went to go to sleep that evening I found SWMBO with her arms folder and 'the death stare' activated, asking me why I had a hidden in a box of DVDs a photograph of a young girl with a baby, i.e., is it my baby? I have to say, it did appear really rather iffy and I have absolutely no idea who they are. Shocked I calmed things down by asking her how many other women are likely to find me attractive enough to want to have a child with me: good point, well made.

The box-set was at my parents holiday home for a while but they knew everyone who went there very well. Nobody in my family knows who these people are or where it was taken. The DVD played perfectly, though!

(Faces blurred by me)

 
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So, how many families do you have then? Time to come clean. Whistle Whistle
   
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Well, I worked away in Bristol for four years, then Tring, then Stevenage....
 
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Yep, deffo in the doo-doo. Thumbs Up
   
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Are they in a padded cell?
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That's what I asked (but would only reinforce the theory of having a relationship with me)
 
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I’m assuming that you’re not any of the guys in the back ground, so the next question should be to SWMBO……

-who is that guy, when did you have another child, and is that the guys sister holding the baby????..

Or

- who is that guy, and why are you having an affair with a guy who already has kids???

Always strange that it’s assumed to be the husbands photo Smile
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That back wall is certainly.... different.
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Padded cell? Shocked
   
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music studio ?

did the child grow up to be Ed Sheeran ?
  
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The baby has your eyes, Hugh.



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I once acquired a laptop case from the heap at work, from when more senior bods upgraded and their rejects were up for grabs.

Years - possibly 10 years in fact - later, I was passing it on to one of the family and cleaned it out. stuck inside one of the storage pouches was a photograph and some airline tickets for the states.

The name on the ticket was one of the senior bods who spent a lot of time in the US, and the picture was of a young woman holding a baby ... I haven't sent the photo to him just in case it's of a secret family he had out there !
  
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HWN wrote:
Well, I worked away in Bristol for four years, then Tring, then Stevenage....


After all these years of searching….I’ve finally found you….Dad!!!!!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
  
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Sorry, son. I knew I wouldn't be able to have much contact - that's why I called you Sue!
 
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Mum is asking for her aspidistra back….. Shocked
  
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