Dexter
Member Since: 21 Sep 2007
Location: Aberdeenshire
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A neighbour found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the Vet.
The Vet found that the problem was excess hair growing in the dogs ears so he cleaned both ears, and the dog could hear fine. The vet told the lady that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the chemists and get some hair remover to rub in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady goes to the chemist and asks for the Immac hair remover whereupon the pharmacist butts in and starts his health and safety lecture. He tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, wash it off after 10 minutes and don't use deodorant for a few days, if you're using it on your legs wash it off after 20 minutes and don't shave for a couple of days, if your using it on your face wash it off after 5 minutes and avoid makeup for a few days"
The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs, arms or face. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist says: "Best stay off your bicycle for about a week then." 
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DiscoDad
Member Since: 06 Nov 2006
Location: Beautiful Teesdale
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Went down well in the office that one! 
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| 26th Jan 2009 1:35 pm |
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flinty99
Member Since: 17 Mar 2008
Location: Northumberland
Posts: 2558
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SJR
Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
Posts: 4030
 
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