Member Since: 13 Aug 2010
Location: Wiltshire
Posts: 13926
Where does one get the idea to do this? 😲
New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!)
Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)
Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)
No longer the Old Buses original owner
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control
22nd Dec 2022 12:58 am
gstuart
Member Since: 21 Oct 2016
Location: kent
Posts: 13670
Bet that was an awkward conversation “ well doctor , I didn’t release senokot’s were now bigger , so glad I didn’t have to take 2 of them as that would have been a stretch “
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Medics were left shell-shocked when they discovered an eight-inch-long WW1 artefact.
As a precautionary measure the hospital was fully evacuated after the incident.
22nd Dec 2022 1:10 am
Disco_Mikey
Member Since: 29 May 2007
Location: Dundee, Scotland
Posts: 20732
Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
Posts: 10299
It certainly would have cleared the room if he farted.
AlVolvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD
22nd Dec 2022 9:18 am
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 72794
New meaning to “once more into the breech”!
22nd Dec 2022 9:20 am
waterbuoy
Member Since: 26 Oct 2013
Location: Argyll
Posts: 2863
"Once the bomb technicians confirmed that the shell was indeed inactive and ruled out the possibility of an explosion, doctors proceeded with the removal of the war relic. But as told to the Nice-Matin, “it rarely comes out from where it comes in”.
If ever there was a case of 'a bullet with your name on it'
In other news:
A man arrested at Luton Airport earlier today was found to of had a tin of spam concealed up his rectum, police now believe he belongs the terrorist group hamassCurrently 2009 Disco 3 SE, 2013 MY D4 HSE and 2016 D4 SE
Previously:
TD5 Defender 110 CSW (230k miles)
300TDi Disco 1 (289k)
4 RR Classics (300-350k each, 2 manual, 2 auto)
110 V8 CSW (220k)
S3 109 hi cap pickup (ex RN)
S2A 88 Safari SW with lpg conversion (bloody lethal)
22nd Dec 2022 9:38 am
gstuart
Member Since: 21 Oct 2016
Location: kent
Posts: 13670
“ bing bong , cleaner required in toilets “ , 2 x layers of PPE will be required
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22nd Dec 2022 10:24 am
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 72794
waterbuoy wrote:
"Once the bomb technicians confirmed that the shell was indeed inactive and ruled out the possibility of an explosion
Bet he never expected to be checking where he was checking when he signed up!
22nd Dec 2022 10:32 am
Moo D3 Decade
Member Since: 13 Aug 2010
Location: Wiltshire
Posts: 13926
Its out!
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New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!)
Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)
Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)
No longer the Old Buses original owner
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control
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