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Why does everything in Australia try to kill you?
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Madrilleno
 


Member Since: 13 Oct 2014
Location: Nottingham
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England 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Santorini BlackDiscovery 4
Why does everything in Australia try to kill you?

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RLD Spare Wheel Protector
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Red Merle
 


Member Since: 30 Aug 2014
Location: Liskeard
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United Kingdom 

Oh, that was a very guilty stifled laugh! Whistle  
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ianm27
 


Member Since: 02 Jun 2016
Location: Hertfordshire
Posts: 2154

England 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 GS Auto Orkney GreyDiscovery 4

Is that why there are so few people living in Oz??? Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Uncle Ray's spare wheel protector
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Post #19817048th Sep 2018 3:38 pm
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J77
 


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Location: Fife
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Scotland 

Anybody got some?

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lynalldiscovery
 


Member Since: 22 Dec 2009
Location: Maidstone
Posts: 7274

United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 Metropolis LE Auto Bonatti GreyDiscovery 3

Whole new meaning to the term ring sting Mr. Green  
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RRSTDV8
 


Member Since: 07 Apr 2014
Location: Here
Posts: 13100

United Kingdom 

For once a meme-type thingy that seems to be true:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrocnide_moroides

Chap barely touches it with his hand and ends up throwing up!

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"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!"  
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Pelyma
  


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England 

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Iguana
 


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Ukraine 

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kajtzu
 


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Location: Helsinki
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Finland 2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Cairns BlueDiscovery 3

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrocnide_excelsa

”First aid for the sting is to apply wax hair-removal strips and then yank them off to remove the hairs.”

Shocked Shocked  
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dadof7kids
 


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Shocked Shocked java Black D3 gone : (
Club Lux : ) GONE : (  
Post #198284612th Sep 2018 4:33 pm
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rrhool
 


Member Since: 28 Aug 2014
Location: Norfolk
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Picked this chair up at my brothers place in Aus, to find a Red Back about to bite my hand off Shocked

 Richard


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Post #198284912th Sep 2018 4:43 pm
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garrycol
 


Member Since: 06 Dec 2010
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Australia 

You sook - they dont eat much Laughing

  
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rrhool
 


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Location: Norfolk
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United Kingdom 2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Manual Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

Laughing Laughing Thumbs Up Richard


D3 SE 2007. Triumph 2.5Pi 1973. Ferguson TEA20 1948.



Discovery 2 4.0 ES 2001- Gone
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