WaznotWas
Member Since: 12 Jun 2008
Location: A long way from nowhere!
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who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train.
He was chuffed to bits.
I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up.
She said I had to stop w @nking.
When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I
mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?
When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.
Took her out with one punch.
I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding
behind a gravestone. I said "morning."
He replied, "No, just having a sh!t."
Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?" FORECAST FOR TONIGHT: things have happened out there!!!
The countryside is still OURS!!
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adam
Member Since: 20 Sep 2005
Location: Home and Happy
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Verydisco
Member Since: 02 Jan 2005
Location: A bit there, a bit over there and sometime at home, France
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WaznotWas wrote:
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
TURBO LOL ! l=Oo\________/oO=l l:Ool======loO:l
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NoDo$h
Member Since: 02 May 2006
Location: Finding new and exciting ways to milk badgers.
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First one forwarded to a mate who works for the Samaritans 
Second one? Well I'd rather not talk about that, thanks 
Third. Sent to every ginger I know 
Fourth. Painted in excrement on my ex wife's doorstep 
Well, it's a big doorstep. It bloomin' ought to be with what I've paid for it over the years. I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.
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