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DSL
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An 1 to say “Oi, don’t forget Skoda bulbs are quality as well”. Whistle Whistle
   
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17 to give Thumbs Up
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It will when others won't,
It goes where others don't. 
 
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Change lightbulb to crankshaft bearings and it becomes more relatable to the forum. Lol. I posted it on the Focus ST page I’m on but changed it to block mod which is a thing some get obsessed with on the mk2 Volvo derived engines.
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Then the posts as to where you should buy said bulb.

Majority will favor Advanced Factors, but Duckworths, Ebay and assorted other suppliers will get a mention.
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Canburne wrote:
We also need another 4 to complain about the post brexit price of bulbs


With another 4 to mention the shortage of lorry drivers to get them delivered once they have finally arrived in the UK and cleared customs. Wink
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Light bulbs

11 to say "Have you read the codes?"
  
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DSL
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36 say “what are codes?”. Whistle
   
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But how long would it be before admin delete or lock the thread as it gets out of hand 😂

Edited to add if it had been a few years ago how long before certain former members complained as it wasn’t going their way and they felt hard done by.

Btw none of this is aimed at admin. They are awesome. 👍
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DSL
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Admin put up with us. Just. Thumbs Up
   
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Surely we can't ignore the ( one ) crying
" strip it!"???

Laughing
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I think DSL is over that now 😂
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And one to say "What's a lightbulb? My staff deal with sort of thing..."
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1 to post another, near identical thread, title "LIGHTING" and then make reference to something they've seen somewhere, partially understood but seem incapable of providing a link to.
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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nigethecat wrote:
And at least three to say "Plus 1"


That’s 4 then Whistle
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Hardware wrote:
Surely we can't ignore the ( one ) crying
" strip it!"???

Laughing


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