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Get the lamps, put them in a secret place & work on Mrs Googsy. Then when she does say "oh, go on then" thinking that she has weeks to work on you til you get them, you just pull them out of the cupboard & say "I knew you'd see the light!".
Nice one ! Sounds like you know all the techniques!
Cheers
GoogsyGoogsy
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29th Aug 2007 9:07 pm
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29th Aug 2007 9:18 pm
Wex
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Derek , you do realise that you could be contributing to the breakup ofa perfectly good marriage ?
Googsy you have to use the PosNeg â„¢ procedure.Though this procedure has been known to eradicate any possible savings you have made on your purchases but will allow you to reach your end goal without any nasty sideeffects.
1. Order parts.
2.Receive goods at another address or holding area ( see DSL services UK Ltd for that)
3.Suggest to wife that she really needs that latest hairdo , or handbag from CuteyBonVersucky as featured on Sex and the City.Unless she is extremely canny and has used the PosNeg â„¢procedure on YOU , she should readily agree with haste.
3a Receive parts and stash in a suitably discreet area.
4.Wait for 1 day no more after she has received her handbag etc (as the euphoria soon dissipates .CuteyBonVersuckey will be out of fashion by a few days later in any case.)Announce that you have got alittle something for your motor , I mean "OUR "motor.
5. Wifey should agree ( although witha little angst) as the Positive effect of the new handbag should outweigh the Negative of your own purchases.
6. Always be prepared to disclose a price. Her first question will always be 'how much was that'?
The price quoted is entirely up to yourself, you just have to make it believable enough so you don't get whacked over the head with said CuteBonVersucky handbag! ( this advice was taken from an external consultant and we advise to do so at your own risk)
Disclaimer : PosNeg â„¢ does not accept any responsibility for injuries , death etc etc sustained whilst trying its methods.PosNeg â„¢is regulated by the Husbands Regulator.Some terms and conditions apply
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30th Aug 2007 10:54 am
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One flaw in your PosNeg system, if Mrs Googsy gets a new handbag then there is even less dosh in the pot for the D3!!!
30th Aug 2007 1:29 pm
Wex
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Hence the PosNeg effect DSL
Butterfly flaps its wings and all that malarky , better than a black eye
although some here go forall that masochism stuff
30th Aug 2007 1:31 pm
ronp
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No6 on Discowex's PosNeg
6. Always be prepared to disclose a price. Her first question will always be 'how much was that'?
The price quoted is entirely up to yourself, you just have to make it believable enough so you don't get whacked over the head with said CuteBonVersucky handbag!I was a normal heterosexual chap, but in these new woke awakenings I now identify as a Wardrobe.
30th Aug 2007 2:02 pm
Wex
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Ron , adjusted ( with disclaimer) and consultants fee of 25p is on its way
I aint married either she just likes me calling her MRS Googsy! Maybe a hint! Better talk to Bodsy! If she gives me too much grief I would pick me up one of those Offroad chicks!
8)Googsy
2008 HSE TDV8
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
30th Aug 2007 3:02 pm
Wex
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Quote:
pick me up one of those Offroad chicks!
Nearest I could find
30th Aug 2007 3:23 pm
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Googsy your stuff is here!
31st Aug 2007 11:18 am
dellpitch
Member Since: 12 Feb 2006
Location: Bristol
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Navigation DVD
Hi
Taunton LR have the new DVD in stock & have quoted me a price of £144 + Vat (£169.20)
From other posts Nick in Ireland has given a price of £117 (inc/excl VAT?) + delivery.
Would someone please let me know how I can contact Nick.
Many thanks in anticipation
Dellpitch
HSE Grey with LPG conversion
31st Aug 2007 12:19 pm
bkehoe
Member Since: 25 Feb 2006
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Nick is the parts manager at Yeovil Land Rover - 01935 476660
His price is £117 including VAT, but excluding postage.IE - 05 D3 TDV6 HSE - Zambezi Silver
SA - 07 VW Golf TDI - White - Sold!
31st Aug 2007 12:26 pm
WillMyth
Member Since: 11 Jul 2007
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Re: Navigation DVD
dellpitch wrote:
Nick in Ireland
Best news Iv heard in years NICKs moved to Ireland
has anyone told Nick yet
NICK GET PACKING
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NICKs moved to Ireland
