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AndrewS
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I'm not gay but once slept with a bloke that owns an iPhone 🤔 In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded.  
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Red Merle
 


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Laughing 2011 - 2015: 3 x FL2
2015 - 2017: 2 x D4
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DSL
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Ukraine 

AndrewS wrote:
I'm not gay but once slept with a bloke that owns an iPhone 🤔


That rules DG out then. Whistle   
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riverblanche
 


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England 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

SWMBO has got an iPhone, does that mean she will start fancying me again Confused Question Transit! 2019
Gone D3 HSE 2008
Another Porsche Cayenne 2022
Gone Porsche Cayenne 2020
Gone RRS HSE Dynamic 2016
Gone RRS HSE LUX 2011
Gone RRS HSE 2006
Gone D3 SE 2.7 2008
gone D2 Td5 1999

I plan on living forever and so far so good !

Club DG Mclaren stuff
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DSL
Keeper of the wheelie bin 


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They’re not that good. Whistle Whistle

Well someone was going to say it. Thumbs Up   
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riverblanche
 


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Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry

Laughing Transit! 2019
Gone D3 HSE 2008
Another Porsche Cayenne 2022
Gone Porsche Cayenne 2020
Gone RRS HSE Dynamic 2016
Gone RRS HSE LUX 2011
Gone RRS HSE 2006
Gone D3 SE 2.7 2008
gone D2 Td5 1999

I plan on living forever and so far so good !

Club DG Mclaren stuff
.  
Post #20898465th Oct 2019 8:25 pm
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Moo
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You must have the wrong iPhone Whistle D4 HSE EU6 (Known as Jeeves)

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Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)

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231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
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T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
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kajtzu
 


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Oh that’s what they mean with a fruit phone....


Thumbs Up

(I’ll get my coat)  
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