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alfamale
 


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Think I've heard it all now...

...had to double check the page header to see if I'd inadvertently ventured on the Daily Express website, but no:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-47144891

Rolling with laughter
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rrhool
 


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I read this earlier! Rolling with laughter
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Must have been smoking some good Censored man Whistle
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GFE
 


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Perhaps he meant octobus or maybe it was a motorpike and side carp
  
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Well he fooled me Laughing

Driving buses on the back shift I’ve seen a lot stranger things than an octopus Laughing
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al cope
 


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No - you havent heard it all yet unless you have also read the story about the bloke sueing his parents for having him - saying it breached his rights to be born. You couldnt make it up

Al
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Was it this guy? Whistle

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Young lad who drank in my old local many years ago stopped his Capri in the middle of the main road (well for Shropshire) and was seen running away. He later explained it was his first experience of magic mushrooms and that a Mars bar was chasing him. Luckily, someone who knew him moved the car to the side of the road and nothing more happened !
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