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Paul J.
 


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Well, if it’s thinking woman’s totty that you want, and in the interests of balancing the last post by Flack, then voila: Mr Wally Batty ...


 An ex-Disco3 / FFRR owner ......

..... now on the JLR electric highway. 
 
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HWN
 


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Flack wrote:
Nora the northern working mans crumpet Rolling with laughter




Flack Thumbs Up


But what's the car in the background?
 
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1. Never tell everything you know.



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^^^ Ah, in that case, I feel another thread coming on...
 
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Wrong sort of crumpet! Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
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HWN wrote:
Flack wrote:
Nora the northern working mans crumpet Rolling with laughter




Flack Thumbs Up


But what's the car in the background?


Think you’ll find it’s actually a Mitsubishi Sigma ( early Galant ) ... Very Happy
  
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bit slow joining in the fun here … think we need a gratuitous photo of Sharron …


  
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Just watched a John Wick film and I was intrigued about this actress Ruby Rose....
 If it ain't broke... Take it apart anyway, how else you gonna find out how it works  
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Nobody fancy her that's been on the Dancing programme -- the GC = Gert Cow !!
oh sorry, Gemma Collins.
I won't put a picture up because my PC might crash Wink
  
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Grunders wrote:
Just watched a John Wick film and I was intrigued about this actress Ruby Rose....

Ruby Rose is a flat chested, vegan, "gender fluid"/lesbian. The thinking man can think all he likes but this is not his totty...

Which is a shame bevause she is quite striking to look at.
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"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!" 
 
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“bit slow joining in the fun here … think we need a gratuitous photo of Sharron …“

I photographed Sharron at her home when she was just starting out on her career and I was picture editor of a National magazine (no not that type).. Her boyfriend back then was a young milkman. She was absolutely lovely and presume she still is.
  
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Cant imagine what lesbians have got to do with thinking mans crumpet so let's get this back on track, I'll just cut to the chase, Kelly Brook. Shocked
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 The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have. 
 
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