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It comes in the following:-
Radioactive NorthSea fragrance - where not only does it smell like sewage, but it also has a radiant radiactive cloud following the exhaust......
Rose Fragrance - where you really need it if yoiu have a foul smelling
Chav Fragrance - Where the additive is way overpriced and you should only live in Essex for this one. There are other copies of this one, generally sold at car boot sales or from 'the guy in the pub' Not a popular choice amongst the discerning Fresh Air consumer, but very popular with the lower classes.........
DisocDad Fragrance - Off Road special, just like the real thing except this is pig e frangrance......
failing that, prawn cocktail or salt 'n vinegar would do but It would have to be in a nice container2007 HSE Java Black.....sold
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11th May 2007 12:49 pm
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We don't do flavours, this is a high class establishment, we do fragrances in our Fresh Air......
Bet the RRS owners would appreciate the difference......Bodsys Brake Bible
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11th May 2007 12:59 pm
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Guys...a word of warning ...double check that the air Bodsy is selling is "Atlantic Sea Air" which has been Ionised. This is critical as anything less is just not fresh air Don't let him fob you off with recycled Shropshire air he ran around and caught in a bottle...I've seen it done a hundred times 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021
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2007 HSE Java Black.....sold
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11th May 2007 1:19 pm
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Atlantic Sea Air is a brand that I've heard of, but to be honest, it's only a generic Air Carton, Mine has been specifically designed with you in mind as you're all unique & different (some more different than others).
There's some lesser AirBricks on fleabay, but they're not even designed with the Human body in mind, let alone your specific characteristics.......
It's not a fob off, there's loads of Fresh Air around here, and it all goes through a strict scientifically controlled process that takes out all of the recycled rubbish, adds in Ions as well as the relevant Fragrance (if chosen as an option).
And I can assure you DG, that I wouldn't run around with a bottle, that's what I've got the kids for.......
If anyone would like to be a franchisee of my FreshAir Cartons, please let me know. There are only a limited number of licences around for this at the moment due to EU regs...Bodsys Brake Bible
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11th May 2007 1:22 pm
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For all you country dwellers I can supply cartons of Tubair(tm) - this is the special stinking warm sweaty air that can be found only in the London Underground - use it to remind you of the smart laifestyle choice you made by living and working away from the City Steve N | 21MY Defender | 08MY Discovery 3 (history) | 06MY Discovery 3 (ancient history)
11th May 2007 2:44 pm
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this is turning into a free for all now!
but if anyone's interested...and theeeeennn......???
11th May 2007 2:48 pm
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I've seen this elsewhere...how does your product stand up against it, and can i have my money back if it arrives stale??!!
11th May 2007 2:51 pm
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I have a question ..............If I purchase any of the aforementioned products and install it in my motor ...will the LR dealership be able to detect it ?
11th May 2007 3:05 pm
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I thin kyou'll find that is a product full of Aloe Vera & in fact it is not a Breath Of Fresh Air at all. They should be sued under the trades descriptions act,
It really makes my blood boil that these companies just come along and BAM out of the blue, they claim a product to be like a breath of fresh air. Well it ain't. Only my GENUINE carton of Fresh Air is accredited as being such.
Who do they think they are, making a mockery out of ligitimate businesses like mine & putting the good name and reputation at risk. I will be speaking to my Dad about this & he'll show them.
He knows the benefits of true fresh air, it's kept him going fo rteh last 72 years.....
As the group-buy King, I can assure you all that I will better this deal.........
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